Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

A little girl who knows her stuff..

This little one’s going places… and the frog’s coming with her.

when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries

When i was young every day was to struggle and my body malform from wicked experiments and no enough meals

im really sorry to hear that Hsu im here for you if you ever need me

I need you now

if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

Orange sky at morning, sailor take warning. Orange sky at night, sailor’s delight. Orange sky in middle of day, “what the fuck” sailor say.

As someone who once woke up to orange sky in the middle of the day, I did indeed say “what the fuck”

* photo taken at 11am

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

For those without timestamps the original post was made in 2014

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

solid perfume necklace in the shape of a mussel from estée lauder, 1974

Microsoft Office, like many companies in recent months, has slyly turned on an “opt-out” feature that scrapes your Word and Excel documents to train its internal AI systems. This setting is turned on by default, and you have to manually uncheck a box in order to opt out.

If you are a writer who uses MS Word to write any proprietary content (blog posts, novels, or any work you intend to protect with copyright and/or sell), you’re going to want to turn this feature off immediately.How to Turn off Word’s AI Access To Your Content

I won’t beat around the bush. Microsoft Office doesn’t make it easy to opt out of this new AI privacy agreement, as the feature is hidden through a series of popup menus in your settings:On a Windows computer, follow these steps to turn off “Connected Experiences”:

File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Privacy Options > Privacy Settings > Optional Connected Experiences > Uncheck box: “Turn on optional connected experiences”

Glass spiral staircase in our Airbnb in Seville a few years ago, replete with mirrored walls.

this is one hell of a fuckin meep morp

@bunjywunjy what is this?

sea elephant, a type of free-swimming shell-less sea snail c:

Wild. I was so sure that someone had made a worm-on-a-string out of gelatin, but nope! Real animal. Bonkers. Add it to the list of Weird Things Under The Sea.

@plaguedocboi look at this shit

Yesss the gelatinous weevil!!!! Borzoi larvae!!! Apparently they have pretty advanced eyes and are known to be curious of divers and follow them around