Don't Stop Till Fascism's Dead

snoopy of the day

YTA

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

between my thighs

Southern queers are just a hypothetical thought exercise to liberals until they meet one. Then, I suddenly get transmisogynistic hate mail for saying that I am one of these people and I don't like being used as a checker piece by the Democrats who've left me to the wolves for my entire life because I'm in a "flyover" state and I don't matter come November.

I am not a slur. Maybe don't touch queer people's post if you or your followers can't handle one fucking word used as a self-descriptor. You probably wouldn't like me calling myself a tranny faggot either, but that's what I am and it ain't a slur in that context.

I am not a fucking slur. I am a queer woman. Fuck off.

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

Does anyone know how to stop getting these campaign text messages

You come to my house on halloween, you get candy. I don't care if you don't have a costume, I don't care if you're 86, I don't care if you don't say it, I don't care if you're a gaggle of teens. You get candy! Everyone gets candy!!

and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it

[ID: a meme reading, "Ready for bed? tired, but can't fall asleep? try: staying up for 3 to 4 hours. surely you son't regret staying up 3 to 4 hours. 3 to 4 hours yay." Several skeletons as well as an alarm clock, a seal with legs, and a hand holding a phone which says, "3 to 4 hours fun," are scattered around the image. /end ID]

I do have good social awareness in conversations, but only in observing the results. if that makes sense? like I’m throwing stuff out blindly, but I’m good at judging whether it is received positively or negatively, and adjusting accordingly. I can see the pluses and minuses forming in their air above their head

sometimes I get a “Greer, how could not have known that there was negative subtext to what you said,” and it’s hard to explain that every conversation is a quick time event in which I am throwing darts at a board and then looking back at the person like ‘was that good, did you like that, did I do it good?’

I feel like so many people have left an encounter thinking negatively of me, and meanwhile I’m just like

just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost

sorry to hear that, but it's happening all over. i recently got replaced at my job of luring sailors to their death on the rocks by an iphone and a loudspeaker

That’s a bummer to hear everyone is getting hit :/ I got replaced as the ghoul shaking your pipes and creaking your floorboards at 3am by shoddy new construction that does it on its own

so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

For better or worse, Luce has the power of God & Anime on their side.

holy shit the pope’s vtuber avatar reveal

spooky season do y'all want to see the best medieval bats ever 🦇

(British Library MS Harley 3244 f. 55v)

(Bodleian Library MS Ashmole 304 f. 47v)

Reblogging this with a cropped version because I really like the cropped version