give her one

give her a cheeto.

bandstand fans, this one is for you <3

(nobody-told-the-horse)

millennial culture is saying “uh yeah I sure hope it does” whenever passing by a road work ahead sign

hey, Broadway?

Are you seeing the huge upsurge in interest in Bandstand ever since the movie theater showing??? Are you seeing all the people declaring that it became one of their favorite musicals overnight? Are you seeing the burst of new fanart, song covers, Tumblr posts? And all this after a single showing. Look me in the eye and tell me that professionally filmed musicals kill ticket sales.

Are you willing to admit that if this broadcast had taken place during the run, the show would have stayed open?

Click on the pictures to see show/actor information

POC and Non-POC welcome to reblog

AND THE LIVING ROOM BECOMES A GAAAAAAAAAAAAARDEN AND THE TV SET BECOOOOOMES A FOOOOOOOOOOOOUNTAIN AND THE MUSIC FLOOOOOOOOWS IN THE GAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAARDEEEEEEEEEEEN AND EVERYTHING GROOOOOOOOOOooooows

your work/customer service voice is just vocal bottoming‬

how to delete other people’s posts

those who fear the truth are to be destroyed by it

your teacher voice is your top voice

things I am full of

heres my fucking review

tag urself: queer eye edition

antoni: always surprised when someone compliments you, hesitant when it comes to bold prints, greek yogurt’s #1 fan, closet bookworm, terrifyingly witty, cries quietly

bobby: loves a good sectional, can only see shades of navy and gray, can’t say no to a floral bermuda short, always wonders if you’re ready to see more, all about functionality

jonathan: hates sulfates, always lifting others up, the horniest of the group, not afraid to show affection and/or demand attention, a true hoe for DIY face masks, gives absolutely zero fucks about what others think

karamo: the Dad of the Group, softly demands that everyone have their shit together, believes there’s no such thing as too many bomber jackets, constantly reinventing yourself just because you can

tan: emotionally unavailable, fucking loves a french tuck, wants you to be you but elevated, rolls sleeves when lacking confidence, always ready for sex, please don’t touch my hair

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

HE SITS

Plomp

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

Antoni Porowski + corgis

*chanting* GAY! PUPPETS! GAY! PUPPETS! GAY ! PUPPET!

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

UNMUTE

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

… what are the things too big to fit into an ambulance?

I can literally only think of someone STABBING SOMEONE ELSE WITH A BOOKCASE

@bitter-as-wormwood-13 Look up Ivan Krasouski. He’s a Belarusian pilot that had his shoulder impaled by a tree less than a month ago. The pictures (which I’m not posting here) show him with essentially a LOG IN HIS SHOULDER. AND HE POSED FOR PICTURES. WHILE QUOTING GROOT.