It just occurred to me that when the ACOTAR movie comes out, everyone who hasn’t read the books will be like
“EWWW THE SURIEL IS GROSS”
but the book fans will be like
“IT’S OUR FAVORITE MESSY BITCH WHO LIVES FOR DRAMA!”
Please unmute this
*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check
BRO
anyway i officially fell in love with fantasy high when brennan lee mulligan had a very like. wholesome halfling dad with 2 kids in an ice cream shop say “never go to the cops, they’re only there to enforce the status quo and stereotype minorities, they don’t actually help anyone” and his response to one of the PCs saying “hey my mom’s a cop!” was essentially “i said what i said”
How dare you?!
At every opportunity: Jaskier
Enthusiastically, if the occasion called for it: Ciri
No: Yennefer
ONLY if Ciri put it on him: Geralt
hello Witcher fandom, here is my first contribution
Where the fuck are my clothes, Jaskier? Ah. Well, uh, they were sort of covered in selkiemore guts, so I sent them away to be washed.
There will never be a time where I don’t love this gif.
It has been literal YEARS since I posted this and what I wrote is still 100% accurate.
TOXIC MASCULINITY IS DEAD
Caldwell (Trinyvale): Yeah! I made a new game mechanic based off that one off joke! Sure I don’t see why you can’t try that crazy shit you just said! Just as willing to get as wild as Emily.
Murph (NADDPOD): Your actions have consequences! All the crazy nonsense you said can totally be flavor unless it directly constricts an already established fact. I will add what I can into the story. I love my wife.
Brennan Lee Mulligan (Dimension 20): WHAT IS GOING ON??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS????
Emily Axford is a treasure we don’t deserve
