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Michael Sewey

@michaelsewey-blog / michaelsewey-blog.tumblr.com

I Youtube for a living, kind of. I host a silly daily sound off called 'TBR' and have just started vlogging to show my journey! I like to talk, make inappropriate jokes and just be silly. Make me laugh and you'll have my heart :) Current city - Winnipeg, MB Canada!
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Thanksgiving In 40 (Drunk) Seconds!

Fresh off the Holiday I just wanted to remind you that you probably need to buy more wine.

Just a friendly reminder for my single sisters and brothers.

Have a great Monday!! Work hard.. :P

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Great story. One little problem... Although a woman can convince her body that it is pregnant and start to show signs of it- it can't formulate sperm. Especially sperm that is genetically specific to a man's face and appearance that you saw on a movie screen. If they could; A) They would have figured it out by now. B) Ryan Gosling would have a million babies already. - Mike @MichaelSewey

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Have you ever looked at a ferris wheel and thought - I wanna fuck that!

Just wondering for my new friend Linda. See Linda just married the love of her life Bruce. Doesn't seem all that odd? Well Bruce is a ferris wheel..

The happy couple have been together for thirty years! Yes that says thirty years.

That`s right! This lady has been dating a ferris wheel for thirty years without anyone stopping and thinking; "Hmmm, maybe we should stop letting her hump that!" ???

I don't want to make any rash calls here but... I bet she wiped her hands on that push bar every time.

So. Watch out for that whole... masterbate-y ferris wheel.

-Mike

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