Have you ever looked at a ferris wheel and thought - I wanna fuck that!
Just wondering for my new friend Linda. See Linda just married the love of her life Bruce. Doesn't seem all that odd? Well Bruce is a ferris wheel..
The happy couple have been together for thirty years! Yes that says thirty years.
That`s right! This lady has been dating a ferris wheel for thirty years without anyone stopping and thinking; "Hmmm, maybe we should stop letting her hump that!" ???
I don't want to make any rash calls here but... I bet she wiped her hands on that push bar every time.
So. Watch out for that whole... masterbate-y ferris wheel.
-Mike