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Michael Sewey

@michaelsewey-blog / michaelsewey-blog.tumblr.com

I Youtube for a living, kind of. I host a silly daily sound off called 'TBR' and have just started vlogging to show my journey! I like to talk, make inappropriate jokes and just be silly. Make me laugh and you'll have my heart :) Current city - Winnipeg, MB Canada!
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I have no idea when I started vibrating instead of laughing.

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Eating pizza while I make up a language for a book of spells I am making.

Pretty sexual New Year's eve.

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I will answer any questions anyone has.

-Life

-Sex

-personal

Every question in my inbox will be answered.

I aren't scared.

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The nice thing about having walls around you is that, eventually, the only way to look is up.

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lushclub
There are dreamers and there are realist in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realist would find the realist but…more often then not, the opposite is true. You see the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists… well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.

Cameron, Modern Family (Episode: Punkin Chunkin)

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klefable

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

At least vibrators don't come with sweaty balls that keep slapping your butthole.

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