craze-o machine!

Behold, more of my garbidge

This fucks so hard holy shit

made this through the tears

The spiritual successor to my most popular post, at least until the Zuma scene in the anime

Every now and then I cheer myself up by remembering that they made a Decepticon watch and called him MEANTIME.

im having so much fun with dandandan~

This is, in fact, exactly the kind of pose I would expect an old lady to think is cool

Fuck you mean it is cool

"Hello. My name is Joe Pera. Did you know that for every human being on earth, there's an estimated 56.8 billion worms? Normally, that's a fact that would take my breath away, but my Nana says that before I can inherit the earth, I'll have to destroy every last one."

This is an ad I was given.

I did it. I have perfected the algorithm. I have won at curating the perfect online presence.

I have a wax melter version of one of these candles called dragon pussy, I melted one more than a year and a half ago and I can still smell it in the room I did it in

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

String identified: a a ct cg ac t ? at a at a t at ca t at a at ctca at cta at caagg ca t at cta

Closest match: Agapetus fuscipes genome assembly, chromosome: 7 Common name: Caddisfly

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the transformers cybertron opening kinda goes

THE AUTOBOTS WAGE THEIR BATTLE TO DESTROOOOOOOOOY THE EVIL FORCES OF THE DECEPTICONS

Sunrise: Finally your two favorites are back. Char Aznable and Amuro Ray... their DNA spliced together to form the most powerful newtype. His name is Power Bottom

Tomino in an interview later: [lying] I came up with this idea years ago. [not lying] I wanted people to think, Char and Amuro... could these two men father a child together?

Sunrise: [ignoring him] This is our most heterosexual move yet

Finally started watching Dandadan and Okarun a better person than me. I’d burn that tunnel to the ground if I heard that old bitch lost my stuff.

Everyone's invited!🫰

Riders in arms

Not entirely sure what a boop is - but I intend to give 0 boops and receive all of them

I CANNOT CLOSE MY PHONE.

brother why your phone on 3