im curious if south park fans have ever seen south park

laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

my boy is so excited

my boy is so healthy and h appy

Oh I think tomorrow is I Will Not Let The Rot Consume Me Saturday

Ah yes it is

Normal night at a bar 🍻✨

who else remembers thwomp night (estimated july 26, 2013) when everyone was posting mario 64 thwomp sound effect edits

I can't believe they made Barbie a furry

Goooooooooood......

FUCKING MORNING?

They made Barbie a furry

She's had every other job. And you already knew she was a software developer.

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

It’s only November and this is already getting notes again, you guys are really manifesting this energy early for the new year

We would like to live in Less Interesting Times please

I like my apocalypses one at a time please.

Spinning right from the bunny. He was off course naturally shedding, and was perfectly content to let me take the fiber from me.

Someone show this to the guy that thinks we put bees on a centrifuge

Me, watching the masterpiece that is del Toro’s Pinocchio:

The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

- deer and other prey animals when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone