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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

me when a character who was completely powerless gains power and proceeds to lose themselves in the intoxication of it before coming to and being horrified by their own capacity for bloodlust

they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost

i think i just had a regular human experience

like it has to be the amulet

getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

it turns out that actually you never needed to be understood! what you really needed was to make the rest of the world just as incomprehensible as you are!

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Holy shit??? Holy shit??

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#oh I just assumed blocking never worked because slavs are meant to suffer or something (via @azzandra)

they know

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

anon please respond i need to know more we can have our enemies to lovers arc

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant