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GOD OKAY ALRIGHT

Imagine a boyband and one of them chooses the gimmick "the poiosner"

Like in interviews he drops hints that he's taken lives ans he jokes about not leaving your food with him and all his clothes have like snakes or green vials in the design

I stand by this, every boy band needs the bad boy, the nice one, the sensitive one, the athletic one and The Poisoner

all nsfw text posts sound the same to me like I’m going to tease you until you’re horny and then I’m going to get horny and I’m going to fuck you 😈😈

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Years later.

The desire so to speak for Shounen Yuri is the desire for outside driving forces that Enhances the yuri. Sure, it can be compelling that that woman wants to make out crazy with another woman but has some level of baggage of intimacy aversion that keeps her from happiness but. What if the demon inside of her arm is keeping her from that woman by demanding the blood of other demons, which some would find unappealing as a first date.

my top 3 favorite yaoi panels from the first 100

casting my No Killing Yourself beam that makes none of us kill ourselves

whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

When someone is like 'What if this interesting and complex thing was silly and surface level'

could you imagine somebody commenting this on like a roger ebert movie review. like im starting to think a lot of you dont realize that film, tv, etc critic is a real job adults can have and be paid for

i cant get over how well this sums up modern online views on criticism. did yall never take an english class? i wrote my first essay on not liking a book when i was 11. being able to express what you dont like about something and why is a 10x more respectable position than just saying "idk i just hate it"

you say you hate something and theyll say youre having a kneejerk reaction and you havent even given it a fair shot and you dont understand but the moment you write up why you hate it and explain your thoughts its all "you really wrote all that to say you don't like a show?"

hmm…im think going to have to consult with evil shadow skull first..

two truths about rgu:

-ohtori is not a place where "bad kids" are trapped until they learn how to be "good kids"

-rgu emphasizes that it is virtually impossible to be a "good person" as a teenager especially when ur trying to figure out just being a "person"

skill issue but okay

I think the barbie movie should be about her renouncing femininity and becoming masc because can you imagine the shitstorm in liberal feminist circles

7 videos by 5 different youtube fashion influencers all titles “hollywood’s attack on hyperfemininity”

Barbie Uses New Pronouns and Becomes a Chain-Smoking Line Cook Named Barb???? Barbie Ending Explained

[Image ID: Tweet from Jock (Strap) (@/ fubroshi) on 27 Mar 23 reading: His kicked puppy demeanor and easily manipulatable ways have enchanted me /End ID]