#marauders era – @messyhedonist on Tumblr

Some of the answers James and Sirius have prepared for “What happened to Remus’ face???”

- He got in a knife fight with Danny Devito - cocaine is what happened don’t do drugs kids amen - he ran with scissors - he tried to pet Mcgonagal - we thought it would be fun to enchant a razor to work by itself - he told buckbeak he could stand to lose a few pounds - you should see the other guy - his books turned against him - slept on it funny - he insulted an American on the Fourth of July and accidentally summoned a pack of passive aggressive republican Eagles with silenced sniper rifles

#hp #marauders era