Messy breakroom sketches of crack ships or oc ships in spirit of Valentines Day nonsense ^^
Happy Valentines day everyone!
Zim/Skoodge
Skoodge/Skathe(oc)
Zee/Tak/Tenn
Gashloog/Sprinkle(oc)
Miyuki/Poki (Their elite days)
I never realized how many silly IZ universe ships I have until I sat and listed them...
Bargaining chips? Khao Lam. What are you up to?
Aparantly something to do with the Meekrob... (my brain is not articulating right now; she will explain in depth later ^^)
Tak is not very patient though. She would also very much like to know the specifics.
Lard Nar "What have you done?"
Khao Lam "You mean besides successfully strip three Irken PAKs of all their defense mechanisms, weaponry and non-life sustaining functions thereby completing the first known manual downgrade to an Irken PAK by Vortian hands?!"
Lard Nar "--"
Khao Lam "I also acquired for us two possible bargaining chips and three live test subjects."
Lard Nar "I never ordered you to take enemy hostages!! This is a delicate operation I'm running, damn you! Too many acts of aggression in a row and the tallest will declare war!"
Khao Lam "I believe WE declared war when the Irkens betrayed our species almost two decades ago. Relax, "captain". These three will not be missed. My pod will reattach in 25 minutes; stand by."
Lard Nar *sighs* "We need to dispose of these three quickly."
Khao Lam "I will gladly take care of that after I-"
Lard Nar "No!! You've done enough. I will take over from here."
Khao Lam "Absolutely not!"
Lard Nar "This order is nonnegotiable."
Khao "Well, this is a conversation is best continued face to face."
I somehow posted your ask privately instead of answering privately SO WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS; GASP!! 👀😭 permission totally granted aaaaa ;;;; tysm for asking!! (and yes, you spelled it correctly >:3) 🖤🖤🖤
XD Thank you!
I really enjoy your jtrm au and your art/ blog in general
The dialogue is from Tucca & Berdie (tweaked to fit the characters); it made me think of these 3.
Hope you like :D
Zee "Aw!! New blood? She's so young, Commander."
Poki "I betcha she can really weave and turn tight corners."
Yeet *squeaky gasp* "You're invader Zee! THE invader Zee competes in the Blood-Blade derby?!"
Poki "Invader Zee INVENTED Blood-Blade derby, honey."
Yeet "WHAAAAT?!"
Zee "I wanted to compete in blood sport when I was in training, but they told me I was "too pretty" for the arena. So...I made up my OWN game. I convinced a bunch of us to pitch in to rent the track space and 70 years of training and one invasion later here we are."
Yeet "I watched live streams of Blood-Blade since basic training! I never knew!! Teeee! I love it. I love ALL of it..."
Poki "Ready to test your wheels, smeetie?"
Yeet "Oh wow-- I didn't think you would actually let me try out."
Zee "Why not?"
Yeet "You're all so tall and lean and pretty and- and... I'm... not."
Zee "We're all average stature at tallest, smeetie and at least a century older. The wheels gives everyone an extra few inches; you'll notice."
Yeet "I DO feel taller in roller blades."
Poki "We make our own definition of "pretty" on the track. Get out there, soldier; go crazy!"
Yeet *eyes saucer-wide and full of stars* "TEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!"
Thank you @sweetiepie08 for the concept of an Irken roller derby.
Working on the track/ obsticals (suggestions welcome. My knowledge on the sport is limited beyond basic rules and a love of the uniforms ^^)
Why is the male to female smeet ratio so uneven?
Zim "Every species has it's evolutionary disadvantages. Irkens have naturally longer lifespans than humans, even PAKless, but our natural birthing process is difficult and inefficient in terms of perpetuating the Irken machine.
Because of our advanced mass in vitro birthing methods, females really are not necessary, but--"
Tak "Hold it!! HOLD IT!! Stop right there, Zim! Shut your big stupid mouth before you spew any more of your male-squak nonsense! Why are YOU speaking on OUR behalf right now?"
Zim "I was answering a simple question."
Tak "You were answering WRONG!"
Zim *growls furiously
Tak "We can take over from here."
Poki "You heard the drone, march on, soldier."
Zim "Why are you on her side, commander?! You're not a female."
Poki " I'm not NOT a female and I don't owe you any kind of explanation. "
Zee "Yeah, ZIM! Poki is with us, so deal with it or get banished!"
Yeet "Yay, girl unity! Go girls!" *claps excited... blushes, shifts, embarrassed "Sorry, Zim."
Zim *sighs* "Fine, you shrill, pretentious tarts; this one is all yours."
Tenn *blows raspberries*
Tak "Well put, Tenn- babe. As I was saying... Iken WOMEN are in fact necessary. We do not exist to be walking decorations from a bygone era! We are workers! We are soldiers and sometimes we are tallest!! We as a gender have proven our mettle in every existing occupation in the Irken empire since the BEGINNING of the Irken empire! It's by the devotion of Dava, the ruthlessness of Kii and the tenacity of Miyuki we secure our respect and dignity as a gender.
It's that arrogant, foolhardy male "We have smeeteries now, we don't need females" logic her mother control brain fought tooth and talon against when she stood in her birth-irken vessel! Kii never tolerated that tripe! Miyuki damn sure never tolerated that tripe!! Common cannon fodder males like Zim are threatened by our overall superiority to them and the value of our exclusive additional service to the empire!
...Excuse me; this is a passionate subject for me, and, well, the rest of us. Back to your question, in the first, second and early third era, before smeeteries, Irkens naturally gave live birth to large swarms of smeets, usually only once or twice towards the end of our lifespan.
Only a few, if any smeets in each swarm were born female. Harsh living conditions or a shortage in food sometimes caused swarms to be born entirely male.
After the Irks Final World War was declared over by the last 3 surviving tallest, the control brain technology was presented as a means to keep the unity and peace among the empire. The two male tallests at the time, Hitz and Soxx proposed the female gender be erased from Irken dna altogether, also claiming us to be "unnecessary".
Outraged, tallest Kii insisted females should continue to be cloned in case of an unforeseen disaster that shuts down the smeeteries for a devastating period of time. The algorithm used to randomize Irken dna is based on the statistics of natural Irken births from earlier eras so roughly one in every 40-60 smeets is born a female in the modern smeetery.
We may be the minority, but Irken women will always exist and find a way to thrive in this horrible Male-dominated world...
