Stan "Johnny...Johnny?... JOHNNY! Wake up!"
Nny "WHU-?! What's-?"
Stan "Get out. I want to lock the doors."
Nny "I fell asleep?!"
Stan "Uh... yeah."
Nny "WHEN?!"
Stan "Hours ago. 10 minutes into your 15."
Nny "OH SHIT! Shit shit shit shit--
Why didn't you try to wake me up?!"
Stan "I did, but you were down for the count. Seeing you passed out was starting to make people uncomfortable so I just threw this tapestry over you."
Nny "The FUCK?!"
Stan "Relax, I'll still count this as a full day's work. I told this one kooky "spiritualist" lady the chair put you under a healing trance. She bought that ugly heap for 600 bucks! You made your biggest sale since you started, kid!"
Nny "You.. mendacious intestinal parasite camouflaged in human flesh!! Never let me fall asleep again! Why would you do that to me, asshole?!"
Stan "I was trying to do you a favor. Every day you walk in looking like you have one foot the grave and other on a banana peel. Thought you could use the rest."
Nny "You were wrong!!"
Stan "Are you okay, kid?"
Nny "NO!! My head is cloudy AND I'm pissed off at you! Did I go to school today?"
Stan "How the hell should I know?"
Nny "Fuck.... I can't remember. This always happens! I always lose something EVERY TIME! Goddamn it, boss! Why did you let me fall asleep?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN! PROMISE ME!"
Stan "Johnny...You should go home and get more s-"
Nny "NO!! I DON'T sleep! I don't NEED sleep!"
Stan "Everyone needs sleep, kid. It's good for your body. It's good for your brain."
Nny "Gee, THANKS, dad!!"
Stan "YUCK. Don't call me "dad", EVER. If you were MY child, you'd be an abortion."
Nny "Now I kind of wish you were my dad."
Stan "Go home, Johnny."
Nny "Wait! I don't want to go back that house right now. I don't want to be alone."
Stan "Why? What's wrong?"
Nny "It's... it's hard to explain. And I don't WANT to explain AND I don't HAVE to explain it! Your rule on day one!"
Stan "Okay, then go anywhere else; I don't give a shit. Once the Hut's closed you're society's problem, not mine."
Nny "Can I just draw or watch tv in the breakroom for a few hours until my head clears?"
Stan "No. Fuck off. I'm busy."
Nny " Please...?"
Stan "...Damn you, kid. Just don't bother me."
Nny *sniffs* "I won't. "
Stan "That means stay away from office and the knife display. I already set up the booby trap for your shift tomorrow while you were napping. If I have to set up two traps in one night, I'm going to be pissed."
Nny "Thank you."
Stan "You're welcome, kid. Now get out of my face. You're starting to bother me."
[@lukadayo03 , Thank you for the suggestion. Johnny and Stan antics are a guilty pleasure of mine. Hope you liked this dialogue. ^^]