Zee "Aw!! New blood? She's so young, Commander."
Poki "I betcha she can really weave and turn tight corners."
Yeet *squeaky gasp* "You're invader Zee! THE invader Zee competes in the Blood-Blade derby?!"
Poki "Invader Zee INVENTED Blood-Blade derby, honey."
Yeet "WHAAAAT?!"
Zee "I wanted to compete in blood sport when I was in training, but they told me I was "too pretty" for the arena. So...I made up my OWN game. I convinced a bunch of us to pitch in to rent the track space and 70 years of training and one invasion later here we are."
Yeet "I watched live streams of Blood-Blade since basic training! I never knew!! Teeee! I love it. I love ALL of it..."
Poki "Ready to test your wheels, smeetie?"
Yeet "Oh wow-- I didn't think you would actually let me try out."
Zee "Why not?"
Yeet "You're all so tall and lean and pretty and- and... I'm... not."
Zee "We're all average stature at tallest, smeetie and at least a century older. The wheels gives everyone an extra few inches; you'll notice."
Yeet "I DO feel taller in roller blades."
Poki "We make our own definition of "pretty" on the track. Get out there, soldier; go crazy!"
Yeet *eyes saucer-wide and full of stars* "TEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!"
Thank you @sweetiepie08 for the concept of an Irken roller derby.
Working on the track/ obsticals (suggestions welcome. My knowledge on the sport is limited beyond basic rules and a love of the uniforms ^^)