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Mermaid Margo

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I started thinking about mermaids and selkies in New England.

Everyone knows that the mermaids live off the coast, but no one ever mentions it because everyone knows already and what’s the point of talking about something everyone knows?

Pudgy, blubbery mermaids that occasionally need to drown a dudebro who feels need to comment on the most practical body type for living in cold, steel-gray water.

Selkies shifting into women with big coats and tiny shorts to crash a clam-bake. Someone asks for directions to the nearest Dunkin’ Donuts, and they shrug and say they aren’t from around here. No one you ask for directions ever is.

Mermaids speaking with a Boston accent so thick that it doesn’t really sound like English at all and some people wonder if the humans picked up the dialect from mimicking the mermaids’ own language.

Mermaids sleeping in groups like otters, holding hands and sharing body heat.

Mermaids with scales in every possible shade of gray, and the longer you look at them, the more you see.

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Bahaha, just so happens that I am a mermaid from New England, though my obnoxious accent is of a Rhode Islander, not a Bostonian. XD

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Happy Mermaid Monday everyone! <3

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