cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

my grandma just tried to pronounce blorbo to ask me what it means.

"b...ble-bloo-blorbo?"

"like- your favorite character of all time. that's your blorbo"

"hm. i guess wiley coyote is my blorbo."

HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT

Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

sam.

Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.

Resist every step and do not get distracted by stupid bullshit. Distracting people with stupid bullshit is one of Trump's favorite political techniques. We saw it all over the place in the first term.

Trump will say something like "You know the Hispanics actually punch kittens, it's what they do."

And the news will be like "TRUMP SAID HISPANIC PEOPLE PUNCH KITTENS" for three weeks.

And while they're doing that the Republicans in Congress have quietly deleted healthcare.

Do not get distracted by stupid bullshit. Trump is a dancing monkey whose greatest asset is the ability to yank the spotlight off of everyone else. Keep your eyes on Congress.

there's people out there that smoke weed with their parents

one time I was at a friend's place and her friend answered the phone and went "hi mom! oh I'm just rolling a joint" the relationships people have with their parents blow my mind. just insane to me. we all live such different lives

I didn't vote hard enough... I'm sorry America...

i keep buying product and yet i still never really feel good?

guys should i buy more product

Woah. Some freak named Teya[citation needed] was birthed today.

Literally the funniest post on this website

Mio Hashimoto ( contemporary Japanese sculptor, b. 1980)

Perfection. The softness. In its eyes.

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

Congrats to the first magical girl president!

Congrats on their second term as president!