RINGO

only one bed trope in good omens world is so funny because :

1. neither of them need to sleep

2. aziraphale DOESNT canonically sleep

3. aziraphale not only has an extra BED (for the sleeping he doesn't do) but a whole ass SPARE BEDROOM

4. crowley canonically tends to sleep on the walls and ceiling because he's a fucking looney tunes character

5. both of them have the ability to literally create beds from thin air if they so chose

and yet it's possible for me to hold all these facts in my head at the same time and still spot the only one bed tag on ao3 and go ooh yippee!! there was only one bed!!!

I've said this before but Why do people position "themes and analysis" and "shipping" as mutually exclusive opposites. maybe I find two characters thematically interesting and want them to analytically fuck about it.