#dead boy detectives – @mercuryspit on Tumblr

Bro is LOSING the IDGAF war against a crow and a cat.

#dead boy detectives #payneland #ive been thinking about this since i saw it on twitter #literally peak dynamic #charles ur fifty and u have beef with a 3 day old crow pls #and the worst guy ever (tck) but that’s excusable

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idea stolen from my lovely boyfriend after we finished dead boy detectives

#dead boy detectives #dbda #dbda fanart #fanart #crystal palace #crystal palace surname von hoverkraft #edwin payne #edwin paine #charles rowland #niko sasaki #i dont think charles would ever think of himself as normal but #for the bit #also just imagine crystal is on a step stool #dont think about the height discrepancies too hard

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e-payne

Bonus:

twitter and instagram reactions when Edwin accidentally becomes White Boy Of The Month from Like a record, baby

#dead boy detectives #payneland #still here tbh #charles you’re insane have some decorum

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leahaart

Anonymous asked:

idk if ur still taking requests but could you do one of Charles realizing he’s bi after seeing something or someone that induced horrible gay panic (Idk what your thoughts are on that hc but it’s a personal favorite of mine)

leahaart answered:

I like to think Freddy Mercury rewired his little brain 🩷💜💙 thanks for the request!

#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #omg i never realized he would have been able to see it live…#not in person but literally alive while it happened #im so jealous #a good gay awakening to have tbh

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dead girl detective; Edwin Payne 🔮📘

#dead boy detectives #dbd #dbda #save dead boy detectives #renew dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives fanart #edwin payne fanart #edwin payne #edwin paine #edwin paine fanart #dbd art #dbda fanart #shout out to the transfem edwin truthers #i had to look up edwardian undergarments for this

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pls don’t turn me into a 2 minute doodle trapped on an envelope NOOO

#dead boy detectives #dbda #dead boy detectives fanart #edwin payne #edwin payne fanart #dbda fanart #dbd art #save dead boy detectives #renew dead boy detectives #our ghosts matter #please be kind i haven’t done traditional art in YEARSSS

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Worlds worst situationship

#dead boy detectives #dbd #dbd fanart #dbd art #dbda #dbda fanart #the cat king #edwin payne #catwin #<— don’t ship them but whatever they got going on is much funnier than shipping

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edwinisms

the way that charles seems to be walking on air, schoolgirl-level giddy in the scenes after edwin’s confession instead of awkward or distant. the way he seems soooooo satisfied after all these bouts of jealousy over other guys edwin’s been entangled with because out of all those options he’s the one edwin chose. the way he responds ‘it didn’t’ without needing to think about it for a single second when edwin expresses his fear that he’s made him uncomfortable by confessing. the way he’s flirting with him by the end of the finale, teasing about how charming his smile is to the guy who he knows very well has been charmed by him. charles rowland you are not subtle

#dead boy detectives #payneland #right likeeee its so funny to me when people depict charles as distant and cagey after the confession #that boy is taking FULL advantage of it #forgot something at the office and didnt pack it in my infinite backpack? aw but you love me too much to be madddd edwiinnn