Mercia

dead me arriving at the grand necropolis to bang vorgoth

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how we doin tonight

GODDAMMIT PINA

coming out of my lil trash can to say

🧐bone daddy doesn’t disagree with you, he just has some 💀minor revisions💀

gang, this post aged like a fine parmesan🧀🍷

SPOILERS

Archdemons have changed over the summer

and this is the hardest battle with three tempura shrimp i’ve ever fought

ghilan’nain really said 🍤🍤🍤

how does his hair stay perfectly coiffed while fighting a dragon? someone pls explain

Maybe he's a Dapper Dane's man? (Do you know how hard it was to mash together an O Brother Where Art Thou and Dragon Age reference to get to approaching a hair joke on the fly)

oh my godddd this is such a niche ref and it’s so perfecttttt🤣🤣🤣

Solas has toebeans

anyone know if “may the dreadwolf’s toe beans boop you” is a swear?

The Dread Wolf's Heart...

and chat, he is the eldritch king of our hearts💋

oh my god i've finally made it i'm in a da meme i can go join vorgoth happily now

Heard a convo between Emmrich and Harding about teaching Dorian in the Necropolis 😩 Said he had ‘tremendous potential, but appallingly flippant towards the dead!’

Strife/Emmrich ship name is Double Daddies pass it on.

i just laughed so loud that my partner ran in

and all i could do was say “double daddies” while cry laughing

Rook coming back down from the Archon's Palace after the Solavellan reunion and having to inform the remnants of the Inquisition like "Yeah the person who's been holding the South together for the past ten years is gone. Yeah, she went with the Dread Wolf. No we don't know where. Good luck with that tho."

meanwhile, in the fade

the way taash treats spite like a disobedient dog is so funny to me. everyone else is so hung up on spite being a demon while taash is like "i'm rivaini. spirits are normal to me and this one is going in timeout if he doesn't start behaving"