Mercia

Vorgoth has an “employee of the month” plaque in the grand necropolis somewhere and enjoys drinking whatever it is he subsists on out of a mug that says, “dead tired” on it and he always politely asks to borrow things from his co-workers and then promptly returns them

we stan an eldritch sovereign who always returns pens without breaking them

Respectfully, to some new Watcher: “WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON THE NEW STATIONARY?”

in perfect print pressed into the post-it note a little too hard:

“ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAWS OF VOID AND ENFLESHED BEINGS ALIKE.

REPLACE THE STAPLES IN THE STAPLER WITH STANDARD SIZED PIECES OR YOU SHALL SAIL ON SEAS OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE DESPAIR.”

me: operation bounce on that void is a go😈