Mercia

this is what emmrich's romance feels like

*turns on the Vorgoth Fucker bat signal*

Vorgoth has an “employee of the month” plaque in the grand necropolis somewhere and enjoys drinking whatever it is he subsists on out of a mug that says, “dead tired” on it and he always politely asks to borrow things from his co-workers and then promptly returns them

we stan an eldritch sovereign who always returns pens without breaking them

Respectfully, to some new Watcher: “WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON THE NEW STATIONARY?”

in perfect print pressed into the post-it note a little too hard:

“ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAWS OF VOID AND ENFLESHED BEINGS ALIKE.

REPLACE THE STAPLES IN THE STAPLER WITH STANDARD SIZED PIECES OR YOU SHALL SAIL ON SEAS OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE DESPAIR.”

me: operation bounce on that void is a go😈

The fact I cannot find a fic for Vorgoth (yes, a smutt fic) is criminal

dead me arriving at the grand necropolis to bang vorgoth

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There's some dialogue between Emmrich and Lucanis, where it's mentioned that Vorgoth collects paintings. Apparently, Viago is into art (I forgot which Crow they mention rip). I need Viago and Vorgoth to hang out at an art museum together now.

Also, the conversation between Emmrich and Lucanis is one of the few times Vorgoth's pronouns are used, which is they/them. I love my floating robe creature of unknown origins.

PRONOUNS AND ART LOVER STATUS: ✅CONFIRMED

Vorgoth has an “employee of the month” plaque in the grand necropolis somewhere and enjoys drinking whatever it is he subsists on out of a mug that says, “dead tired” on it and he always politely asks to borrow things from his co-workers and then promptly returns them

we stan an eldritch sovereign who always returns pens without breaking them

I bet Vorgoth feels like a walk-in fridge

and chat, he is the eldritch king of our hearts💋

oh my god i've finally made it i'm in a da meme i can go join vorgoth happily now

VORGOTH — The Mourn Watch Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)

[redacted]🥵

and chat, he is the eldritch king of our hearts💋

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meeting VORGOTH for the first time