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✰bri.entj.16.nyc✰
it's scary to be fierce, but you can't compromise that for fear of losing those around you +
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detkatiebeckett

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

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abigailcathleen
me, on a date: i love theatre so much
them: yeah, but people who like phantom and wicked aren't really theatre fans
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: i have to leave right now, immediately
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gay-disaster-tiefling
me on a date: so do you like idina menzel
them: is that the chick from frozen?
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:I'm sorry but I have to leave immediately
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idinamenzelsa

me when someone starts trash talking Idina for her live performance voice cracks

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