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~ Nintendo, Disney, '90s, & other stuff ~ from Northern California ~ non-binary ~ gynephile Also, I run Not the Disney You're Looking For.
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I read your post and I'd like to help you get started. Please talk to me about how vegetables aren't real, because that sounds like an interesting af conversation.

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Well let me tell you.

Everybody and their cousin has experienced the argument “is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable” at some point in their lives. It’s a fun bit of trivia, and let’s know-it-all’s speak condescendingly, or at least they did like 10 years ago. “Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad”. Whatever.

Which brings up the point, that botany and culinary sciences are very different. Botany is the study of plants, culinary is cooking and how things taste. Botany is science, and it has rules (kind of), where cuisine is full of guidelines that are completely cultural.

Tomatoes are a fruit. A fruit is how many plants have babies, and are made in the ovary of a flower. I have a diagram.

Armed with this knowledge we can know that tomatoes, cucumbers, squash, beans, peas and peppers are all fruit.

“Now”, I ask you, “what are lettuce, and cabbage, and spinach, and kale”?

“Vegetables”, you say, assuredly.

“Yes, but, what are they?”

“…vegetables”, you say, slower, and louder this time, not quite sure what I’m wanting from you.

No. They are leaves.

What are carrots, beets and radishes? Roots. What about celery and rhubarb? Stems. Potatoes? Tubers (food storage for the plant, and where new plant babies will grow from). Garlic and onions? Bulbs (also food storage). Mushrooms? They’re not even a plant, they’re a fungus, in the kingdom of fungi, which is somewhere between the plant and animal kingdoms.

“Vegetables” is just a word for plants that we eat, that doesn’t have enough sugar to be a fruit, and not enough flavour to be a herb or spice.

Botanically speaking, there is no such thing as a vegetable. They’re just different parts of a plant that happen to be edible.

There are other plants, normally considered weeds, that can be “eaten like a vegetable”. Dandelion, stinging nettle, dock, purslane, can all be cooked and eaten, making them vegetables, at least to the people to treat them as such. It’s all very cultural, and biased, and based on nothing but what people think it is. Therefore, they are not a real thing, it’s just a concept.

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My favorite things about Dolores’s character:

  • The fact that she’s very soft spoken and is constantly whispering because she has enhanced hearing
  • She covers her ears before the fireworks go off at Antonio’s gift ceremony
  • Her saying that the only ones worried about the magic was the “rats in the wall,” which she knew was true because she could HEAR BRUNO’S RATS
  • The fact that she knew Bruno was still there because she could hear him but kept his secret
  • And the fact that her description of Bruno was the most truthful and accurate
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sameboot

This is such an important and genuinely terrifying post. I could completely go off on the rise of anti-science, but for now I’ll just add: it isn’t just boomers that get deceived. This is a warning to all of us.

Pay ATTENTION to what you are being told. If you think you cannot be deceived, you leave yourself open to deception. Question, doubt, research research research. Learn about your personal biases, dig up any subconscious cognitive dissonance. Keep an eye on your mind.

It needs to be stressed that biases, not a lack of intelligence, is very much the issue here. Being aware of the need to fact check yourself is key: Intelligence won’t protect you from bad or unhealthy mental states, or keep you safe from cults of any sort. Intelligence will just make it easier for you to rationalize and attempt to justify the malformed tools you’ve taken/been given to yourself and others. You need to be wise enough to challenge yourself.

As a cult survivor, this is lethally accurate.

It’s important to note that conspiracy theorists like those on YouTube also urge people to “do your own research,” which can give them a veneer of credibility. It’s just that their underlying meaning is “search until you find something (like my videos) that contradicts what mainstream, peer-reviewed, evidence-based science says, then decide that’s true because everyone knows the establishment is lying to us.”

Another of their underlying beliefs is “anything that is true or good for you must be easy to understand without any specialised education. The simplicity is evidence of the truth. The simplified models taught to you in middle school science are accurate and anyone claiming university-qualified scientists have a more complex understanding of these topics is trying to trick and belittle you.”

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Farewell online privacy

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tikalgirl

What happened?

Trump happened.

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pizzaalle

just get a VPN?

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earth-ruins

You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect. 

Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!

So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?

A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy. 

Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)

But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)

Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).  

Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey.  The ISP  still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US. 

I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.

There is still more danger!  Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs

More about law  The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):  

The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)

There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better).  You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries.  If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program! 

I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.  

Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging. 

I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright. 

Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also,  there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)

Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)

This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.

EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research! 

I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it. 

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rabbittiddy

Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?

He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.

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coltrer

Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent. 

btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important. 

Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!

@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?

If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first. 

@elvesfromthedeep​ just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017). 

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To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.

Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.

With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.

Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right

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petula-xx

Coconut Monkeys

Have just found out that in Thailand monkeys are used to harvest coconuts.

They are enslaved with a chain around their necks and can be very poorly treated by their owners and trainers. A male monkey can harvest 1600 coconuts a day. It is apparently a traditional practice in this country. Lots of online pictures and info on this.

I’m not ok with this so I think I will be reading my coconut product labels very carefully from now on to check their country of origin.

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I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through.
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omG GOD BLESS

Truly, too epic for words

Fucking amazing

((Dude))

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dhoffryn

from funny to scary real quick

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jigglyturk

This website is ruined and the staff are useless 😂

“people are just upset because of the porn going away” 

Yeah no. It’s youtube marking LGBTQ content as “Sensitive” all over again. 

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Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

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bollymusings

Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.

It became necessary

WordPress will also import Tumblr blogs.

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TW: feelings

Walking to class, I noticed this creature hiding behind the potted plant by one of the school buildings. Tried to give her food & water…

I crouched beside her for about 5 minutes when she started moving. I was thinking “Great, run along back to the grass, maybe a tree or some bushes.” So where did she run?

Between my feet where she cuddled with one of my shoes!

That’s when I was like “I wonder…” & slowly advanced my hand & discovered she welcomed my petting hands. I didn’t record or take a photo of that cause I wanted both hands free in case something went wrong. With what her being a wild animal & all.

After a while, I needed to go to class, but as I walked away, she was still in the same spot. I didn’t want her to get stepped on, so I slowly & carefully picked her up and quickly moved her to the nearest tree.

After class, I discovered Katy Perry had died (yes, I named the squirrel Katy Perry). I didn’t want a corpse to be five feet from a school building, so I talked with a teacher & she agreed I had the right idea as she gave me a trash liner & I put on gloves. I moved the body to a tree on the outskirts of the college where it would be better suited for “returning to the earth.”

Anyway, that’s the story of how I provided palliative care for a squirrel. How has your day been?

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TW: feelings

Walking to class, I noticed this creature hiding behind the potted plant by one of the school buildings. Tried to give her food & water…

I crouched beside her for about 5 minutes when she started moving. I was thinking “Great, run along back to the grass, maybe a tree or some bushes.” So where did she run?

Between my feet where she cuddled with one of my shoes!

That’s when I was like “I wonder…” & slowly advanced my hand & discovered she welcomed my petting hands. I didn’t record or take a photo of that cause I wanted both hands free in case something went wrong. With what her being a wild animal & all.

After a while, I needed to go to class, but as I walked away, she was still in the same spot. I didn’t want her to get stepped on, so I slowly & carefully picked her up and quickly moved her to the nearest tree.

After class, I discovered Katy Perry had died (yes, I named the squirrel Katy Perry). I didn’t want a corpse to be five feet from a school building, so I talked with a teacher & she agreed I had the right idea as she gave me a trash liner & I put on gloves. I moved the body to a tree on the outskirts of the college where it would be better suited for “returning to the earth.”

Anyway, that’s the story of how I provided palliative care for a squirrel. How has your day been?

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