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I’m bored so let’s talk headcanons for my fic I’m working on

1) Mama Murphy is 100% her concept art. Miss me with that “distracting” and “stairs would pose a problem”. Chair-bound Murphy is IN. Look at this bad bitch!

2) I just talked about this in a recent post but Eldritch Horror™ Hancock. Make him fucking TALL! Gangly thin lookin bitch. If it doesn’t look like he’s a skeleton I don’t want it. I’m talking 6′6 120 pounds soaking wet tall and thin. He has to be Ethereal™ but make it very uncomfortable.

3) Another thing I talked about in a post is Sarah Lyons death. We know she becomes Elder after Owyn kicks the bucket but dies the same year in “combat”. Yeah the Southwest sect got someone to take her out. A merc, a Southwest BoS member, or someone swayed from the inside, I don’t care, they took her the fuck out to get the Capital Sect on the right track.

4) Kellogg is in the Toaster Grandpa’s skull. @memepipboy​ is to be commended for reminding me of this in her wonderful comics Dependent and Surrogate. This should be a bigger problem! It happens once after we go on a lovely stroll down Kellogg’s memory lane and never again. Torture Gramps! C’mon Bethesda! Have the balls. 

5) Billy the kid in the fridge. It’s pretty implausible he’s been there for 200 years. We are just gonna lay that out. I think he was already a ghoul when he got in the fridge. I also think the bombs he talks about are the siege of Quincy that (nearly) killed the Minutemen.

6) The Commonwealth is lush and green. 200 years is plenty of time for the area to replenish itself.

7) Gunners give warning before attacking. Unless they are under strict orders to attack on sight, they paint up warnings and yell out to passersby. 

8) Synths need to eat, no you are not allowed to critique this. Curie directly states she needs to eat and sleep.

9) Ghouls need to eat and sleep, no you are not allowed to critique this. I have nothing else to say.

10) Synths HAVE to age. It’s literally biologically impossible. Maybe they live above-average lifespans and are particularly hardy against cancers and whatnot but I refuse to believe the Institute is creating immortal gods en masse.

This is only a few of them. I have more but it would take years to write those all out. So here are these! Happy holidays!

#fallout 4#fanfiction#headcanons#fallout 3#mama murphy#hancock#ghouls#sarah lyons#lyons pride#brotherhood of steel#sm0lp0tat0 writes
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I think I’m late to the party BUT Hancock and codsworth as food/drink?

I feel like hancock is a rich caramel fudge. When you look at it in the case you’re like “holy FUCK that looks overwhelming and sweet as fuck. I will be unconscious by the end of the day” but then you buy it and take it home and drink it with some coffee and you’re like wow this actually perfect. It still makes my teeth hurt a little bit but it’s oddly comforting and makes me happy to eat

Codsworth is your go-to order at a coffeeshop. A classic choice that you know you’ll like every time you get it, and sometimes you tell them different names to call out at the bar, they don’t always say them, but it is funny to see “fuckface” written on your cup. You can’t really go wrong with it, but after a while you’re like okay I’ve had enough, I need to try something different. You kinda hop around different orders and you find some you really like but you always wanna come back to your usual

#asks#anon#food asks#Hancock#codsworth
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