Hyperfixation Station

This was the funniest part of the extras to me

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

So I should send Meowth then

early dynamics

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

the song of my cats people is nose kisses nose kisses NOSE KISSES PURRING AT THE EXACT FREQUENCY TO VIBRATE THROUGH THE WALLS WHILE I STAND ON YOUR CHEEEEEEST

memes i drew on my phone (cause class is kicking my ass) / follow if you don't want to get drenched in blood

Basically I think the measure of the depth of a friendship is how hard they can get away with biting you before it gets weird.

FengQing:

Xie Lian:

aka the day FengQing discovered dianxia had strange tastes in ghosts men

hey tumb—….

teehee oops i forgot to post this here

teen wangxian hits different

Your daily dose of cat memes

I draw too many vash recently he started to look like woodstock to me

people's voice is heard

now you have wolfwood as snoopy

“average Lan follows all 3,000+ rules" factoid actualy just statistical error. average lan follows around 439 rules. Lan er-gongzi, a neurodivergent teenager who is in charge of punishments & follows over 10,000+ rules each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

On the other side of the Lan spectrum, Lan Jingyi follows about 11 rules on his best days, dragging the whole sect’s numbers down -and setting the real REAL number of average rules followed by Lan disciples closer to 1,147. 

For the record I'm very pro-forbidden book I just thought this was funny

Obsessed with this. It’s so true

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.