Achilles gets mad because Patroclus doesn't give him any son and Patroclus responses with "Because you are the one in here who is always BOTTOM."
(This will be in my version of Trojan war😔💔 Homer is just so proud.
Anonymous asked:
Your cowboy Odysseus is so cute and funny with his little mustache it makes me giggle xD
Here, you can have more.
( @cowboy-iliad-au )
Fun headcanon about Odysseus in general: when he thinks, he curls his mustache but when he gets a brilliant the idea he would get the perfect curl🥸
Right! Achilles, I almost forgot. Silly me
Anonymous asked:
Could you draw cowboy Patrochilles?
They are gonna rob a bank... But they don't have a plan
The great marriage
<On the day of the big wedding, Helen of Sparta, the most beautiful woman in the world had finally chosen her beloved and nothing could have ruined that moment. Celebrations, chatter and laughter, all gathered to celebrate and keep in mind an oath, for her the greatest kings and warriors would have crossed seas and mountains, destroyed and exterminated, in name of her fatal beauty... or perhaps even for the honor and pride of him, Menelaus now king of Sparta
The happiest and now most powerful man of the Achaeans, he had everything a man could want and soon a family too. Enviable and admirable,a lucky bastard someone would say>