où les étoiles viennent mourir

i made a gift for my fellow americans. feel free to steal and put it wherever

Voted for biden today 💪🇺🇸

can't believe you didn't vote for hillary smh do you hate women

I voted for Hillary yesterday

#stillwithher #voterfraudlikeaboss

Therosian Jace design I made with @tyranion!!!

My son also likes to play towel

Just like that cat with the scarf, so fashionable.

those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.

more disco stuff

Always a good annual reminder

bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

my life is a joke i live 2 minutes from a castle in one direction and the old town market in the other. you can see remnants of the old walls in part of the town, our library used to be the medieval townhall. we have a 500 y/o fairy tree overlooking the entire valley. and i dont even have any elves to fuck

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

(Via @morganpdf )

#oh wow sylveon is winning on tumblr what a shock

Sylveon for the trans women and Umbreon fro the goth women. It’s a balanced ecosystem.