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Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
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i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.
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phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
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seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
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Its all fun and games until someone insults your favorite TV show.
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Plot twist: You wake up at platform 9 3/4, go through, climb into your closet at Hogwarts, end up in Narnia where you find a Hobbit hole in which The Doctor is waiting for you. He takes you to Asgard where you engage in a threesome with him and Loki. He finally takes you back to London at 221B baker street where you have tea with Sherlock and John. Then, you get killed by Moriarty and as you are dying, you can here it in the distance, Klaine singing "Carry On My Wayward Son". Then, you join Sam and Dean in hell. The End.
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“JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever”
-Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)
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person: whats an OTP?
me: the fictional couple you think about when you listen to Fix You by Coldplay
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we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
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when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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if we’re dating and you tell me who i can and cannot talk to we will no longer be dating
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Darren Doesn’t Know: Blaine edition
Oh, Blaine knows
That they all are out of their frickin mind
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