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so ive been having some trouble financially lately & i wanna change my commission prices a bit. they’re lower, but not low to a point where its hard to live off of (a mistake ive made a LOT) so here it is:
Clean/Full Lineart: $10
A full background is no extra cost!
Icon (lined or lineless): $5!
Full Lineless: Also $10!
no extra cost for full background!
thank you for reading!! if you just want to support me, my ko-fi link is in my bio!
This user ships ThorBruce
T’challa: what is a furry?
thor: oh we should do get help!
peter: what’s get help?
thor trying to connect with the the youth: it’s where i yeet my brother across the room
Steve: I’m giving up the captain america mantle, I’m done fighting, I’m going to peacefully retire and live as a lumberjack in the country
Thanos: [comes within 1000 feet of Bucky’s general location]
Steve:
Me,before the movie: I’m glad Deadpool was the next marvel movie to come out after Infinity War at least it won’t make me sad in any way
Me, five minutes in:
This is me
~ Love, Marvel ~
a Simon Vs./MCU crossover :))
Simon: Spider-Man Leah: Black Widow Bram: Vision Abby: Valkyrie Nick: Falcon Nora: Agent Hill Cal: Captain America
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In Infinity War, when the army in Wakanda is charging forward to meet Thanos’s army, you see Steve and T’challa fly past everyone because they both run super fast. But Bucky is just as fast. And Bucky was not with them. Bucky looked at the army of weird alien monsters and thought to himself “I’m not in any hurry to get to that. I’ll jog it.”
A Friendly Reminder
- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect
- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person
- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds
- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time
- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man
- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.
Also
- Deadpool is just freaking amazing
THIS. THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM.
- deadpool validated a suicidal person’s feelings without encouraging them and then convinced them to get the help they needed