does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

underrated jack bensinger vid

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

The CDC every few months: Die at work for your boss’s eighth yacht, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES die with your friends and loved ones not at work.

Accurate

Inaccurate when I say I’m not very political it’s because I’m not. I’m a libertarian that leans conservative but politics bore me.

The next post on this dudes blog is about how women are naturally inferior

thats pretty reasonable i guess

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

also the former "epidemic" being taken up in pop discourse explicitly or implicitly as a pathological consequence of feminism having "gone too far" instead of actually doing the work to connect social isolation to existing material conditions....no no don't worry about it just default to blaming women for men's sadness and dissatisfaction bc otherwise you'd have to confront capitalism and misogyny and white supremacy etc. etc. and nobody wants to do that so. its somehow very aggravating and boring at the same time. whenever i see think-pieces that follow this script i instantly fall into a furious slumber

and you just know that half the incel ass boys & men complaining about friendzoning and loneliness have either written off/mistreated "undesirable" girls & women who have shown interest in them in the past, or they have just grown so incapable of seeing girls & women as real human people that they go around treating them like brainless gumball machines whose sole purpose is to dispense sex but only if you press the right conversational buttons. or both. anyway i know where the buttons are and i can reveal them to you for the low price of $90/month. please subscribe bro i promise im not a grifter

MANKEY??

i cant think of any joke to make but this image is really funy

don't let the alt right make you think being a male is an immutable trait of yours. you can always become a woman to be a true leftist

People taking statements like these at face value is what made trump win

thats right. my forcefem squads singlehandedly made trump win