“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year
the kids aren't into SEX and DRUGS anymore
they just want AFFORDABLE HOUSING and COLUMBO
come closer. i am a normal moth
“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton
My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky
Take a moment to drift with the jellies.
Francis Fukuyama is the funniest guy in existence
Commission for @breakfastbaron of their extremely interesting and well designed automaton assistant, Dot.
Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!
what?
*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*
*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!
*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw
damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\
it'd be a shame if this...
blazed the old fashion way...
honestly orson welles had the right idea when he said that he likes to fag it up with gay men. more straight men should do that
you're not a real ally unless you "get a little homosexual" when you're around gay people
“Without even thinking about it, I used to be able to fly."
Spooky 👻 🪄 🎃
Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard