DING DING DING!!! TELL THEM WHAT THEY'VE WON, COMMON SENSE!!!

Common Sense: Okay, you know it's not just Europe-

YOU MY SEVENTEENTH CENTURY DUTCH FRIEND WIN AN ETERNITY OF US MILITARY BASES ON EVERY CONTINENT* AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF KIBBELING!!!

Common Sense:...You were born on one of those military bases.

*Offer not available in Antarctica.