listen I have written a lot of soft dom Stede Bonnet fic but have refrained from explicit Daddy Kink because it’s so divisive but strap in, y’all are never going to shut me up about this. I am never getting over this.
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I know we talk a lot about Taika's big expressive baby cow eyes, but I don't think we talk nearly enough about how Ed's signature move is that thing where he demurely looks down and then looks back up at Stede through his eyelashes, because 🤌🤌🤌 Give that man a flirting Emmy
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Their domestic life is gonna be wild.
Stede: Ed, you promised.
Ed: I'm taking a nap.
Stede: We are going for a hike.
Ed: Nope.
Stede: .......I'm your captain.
Ed: .........That is not fair.
hey if you want to make my hosting-my-least-favorite-holiday holiday better, go comment on my fic. instant dopamine hit for me, sweet serotonin for you, draws aggro from my MiL.
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That was better. Just need to work on your mean voice.
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I'm Your Captain!
Stede... Stede doesn't know, does he?
Like, Ed is being as subtle as a wrecking bell, but look at Stede in that fourth gif. He's like, "Oh, I did a suitable Captain voice, look how proud Ed is of me. Well done me. That's two extra pirate points I've earned today" and then he saunters off on his merry way.
Can you guys imagine how many times Ed is going to have do this until Stede gets even the faintest inkling that anything more than Captain-practise is going on? That Ed isn't developing a lung problem that has him panting every time Stede gets it right? That puppy-dog-eyes and a jaw falling slack is not a standard reaction to some guy pulling rank? (And that getting a semi every time he does it is not just due to Ed's general proximity and taking it slow?)
I'm imagining that and it's driving me fucking mental.
When I read about Ep 6 originally being about escalating sexual tension, this is what I'm imagining.
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#impure thoughts: some#but also those impure thoughts are highly specific#and the specifics are in ‘constellation of tears on my lashes’ dot ao3 dot com#ed teach has two modes: pretty pillow princess and the brattiest brat that ever bratted#(and this is the latter)#okay sorry bye I’m dead now#ofmd#our flag means death#ed teach#ed my beloved#sub!ed agenda
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the sex was definitely fully consensual but also i’m deeply unsurprised that ed could not find it in himself to reassert that he wanted to take things slow after stede grabbed him and pushed him up against a wall. there’s a moment after stede pins him there where they both pause and ed nods and then they both go in for the kiss so like, obviously stede wasn’t gonna go any further without permission. but ed was incapable of having a normal response to stede bossing him around in the goofiest mean voice of all time, poor guy didn’t stand a fucking chance after being manhandled a little bit. and honestly who among us hasn’t made an unwise decision or two while incredibly, painfully turned on.
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edward teach looking submissive and breedable in season two
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#a gifset for *looks at blurred writing on hand* science
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kinktober 2023 prompts: E!
got no reason, got no shame (praise kink, "be good for me"): pre-canon Jack/Ed. 1,637. Jack's an idiot, but he's not stupid.
bait/switch (edging): Stede/Ed. 752. Ed invents edging. Stede's mad about it.
a more advanced trick of the trade (“let me take care of you,” face-fucking): Stede/Ed. 6,064. Stede takes his sword and runs Ed through. Again. Very soon after the first time. Too soon, probably.
the happiest place on earth (is here with you): M! Stede/Ed. 22,536 (and counting). wildly self-indulgent Walt Disney World!AU, featuring macarons at Epcot, fireworks on the Seven Seas Lagoon beach, and sexually tense Monorail rides. no smut planned yet but I know me; it’s coming (lol).
kinktober 2022 prompts: E!
the romance of it all (choking): Stede(/Ed). 1,414. Stede figures some stuff out about himself on his way to Ed.
he’s so bad but he does it so well (dirty talk): pre-canon Jack/Ed. 1,787. Jack runs his mouth. Ed is into it.
we lay here for years or for hours (pegging): trans!Stede/Ed. 1,690. a little cock worship, as a treat.
it’s just that I’m constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you (wall sex + fingering): Stede/Ed. 2,598. Ed is good at everything, including waiting, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t get sick of it.
carve your name in my bedpost (whipping): pre-canon Jack/Ed. 2,258. Ed submits to the mortifying deal of being known, by Calico Jack of all people.
a constellation of tears on your lashes (gags/drooling, thigh fucking, dacryphilia): post-canon Stede/Ed. 8,449. Ed asks Stede to, you know, whatever, it doesn’t matter, but what if he, like, made Ed cry. As a…whatever. As a sex thing.
it’s all good; I wish you would: E! Stede/Ed. 19,119. post-reunion and our captains have made up. it’s just that they haven’t touched yet and it’s making Ed bonkers.
taking the helm: E! Stede/Ed. 14,184. Ed’s exhausted, and Stede wants to relieve him of his decision fatigue (with pretty clothes + delicious food + [of course] sex).
a moment of weakness: E! Stede/Ed. 16,950. medium-angsty reunion fic, plus hair-washing! and banging!
There seems to be…some demand for sub!Ed content, so may I present: basically my entire ao3 portfolio
#no season 2 spoilers#sorry no cat collar. yet#ofmd#ofmd fic#ofmd fic recs#our flag means death fanfic#our flag means death fic#sub!ed agenda#Dom!Stede agenda#ed my beloved#ofmd edward teach#ofmd ed teach#ofmd blackbeard#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#also some pre-canon jack x ed stuff for which I will not apologize#i’m calling them jackbeard and no one can stop me
