here to curse your kinktober with some Jack/Ed praise kink content
the happiest place on earth (is here with you): M! Stede/Ed. 19,865 (and counting). wildly self-indulgent Walt Disney World!AU, featuring macarons at Epcot, fireworks on the Seven Seas Lagoon beach, and sexually tense Monorail rides. no smut planned yet but I know me; it’s coming (lol).
kinktober prompts: E!
the romance of it all (choking): Stede(/Ed). 1,414. Stede figures some stuff out about himself on his way to Ed.
he’s so bad but he does it so well (dirty talk): pre-canon Jack/Ed. 1,787. Jack runs his mouth. Ed is into it.
we lay here for years or for hours (pegging): trans!Stede/Ed. 1,690. a little cock worship, as a treat.
it’s just that I’m constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you (wall sex + fingering): Stede/Ed. 2,598. Ed is good at everything, including waiting, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t get sick of it.
carve your name in my bedpost (whipping): pre-canon Jack/Ed. 2,258. Ed submits to the mortifying deal of being known, by Calico Jack of all people.
a constellation of tears on your lashes (gags/drooling, thigh fucking, dacryphilia): post-canon Stede/Ed. 8,449. Ed asks Stede to, you know, whatever, it doesn’t matter, but what if he, like, made Ed cry. As a…whatever. As a sex thing.
it’s all good; I wish you would: E! Stede/Ed. 19,119. post-reunion and our captains have made up. it’s just that they haven’t touched yet and it’s making Ed bonkers.
taking the helm: E! Stede/Ed. 14,184. Ed’s exhausted, and Stede wants to relieve him of his decision fatigue (with pretty clothes + delicious food + [of course] sex).
a moment of weakness: E! Stede/Ed. 16,950. medium-angsty reunion fic, plus hair-washing! and banging!
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wild is the wind: M! Stede/Ed. 75,850 (complete!). film-noir!AU. Wellington, 1942: Stede Bonnet, the only son of a powerful local businessman, is missing, and it’s Blackbeard Investigations’ Ed Teach’s job to find him. Ed finds him, no problem—but when he finds out why Stede ran, he can’t bring himself to finish the job. to make matters worse, Stede has something valuable of his father's, and Bonnet will stop at nothing to get it back. the thing is, though...Ed's found something of value, too: Stede. and Ed's not giving him up without a fight.
working on a whipping fic for kinktober—hopefully up this weekend—but until then, please enjoy the kinky fruits of my labor thus far
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/“Calico” Jack Rackham Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, “Calico” Jack Rackham Additional Tags: Hand Jobs, Masturbation, Semi-Public Sex, Dirty Talk, Nicknames, Come as Lube, Our Flag Means Death Kinktober, Pre-Canon, Young Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Young “Calico” Jack Rackham, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has a Praise Kink, Light Dom/sub, Orgasm Control, no beta we die dramatically like Spaniards Series: Part 2 of Kinktober Summary:
Jack runs his mouth.
Jack/Ed; I regret nothing.