his atomic heart, it has learned to feel

Truly incredible things are happening on white dog instagram

hercules

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain

We're insane

*ancient seafloor rumbling*

YOU'RE LISTENING TO

*scuttling of trilobites*

107.9

*crunching of exoskeleton*

REAL ANOMALOCARIS FM

*undulating of imbricating lateral lobes*

WHERE WE ROCK THE PRIMORDIAL DEPTHS!

*bubbling underwater sounds*

NO MODERN TUNES HERE, JUST PALEOZOIC ROCK!

*ocean waves crashing*

*clicking of appendages*

THIS AIN'T YOUR SOFT-BODIED ORGANISM'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

a giant lamp / of light, it is voltage, / it is more like a lantern / than like a house poem excerpt, stephen ackerman source image

actually the best part of The Thing (1982) is that the thing comes to earth on a classic style flying saucer

just realized we're all gonna make it!

let's go!

hello I am the evil entomologist and I’m inventing a new type of parasitoid wasp that kills people

it's about goddamn time

ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to

i gotta remember this

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