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If you have the time and flexibility, you can also try out libreoffice.

Just did this on November 14th, 2024, so this is very current!

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

i have faith that this will find its people.

hey just so you know i saw you spread your legs a lil wider when i put my hand on your throat. no no it’s cool i just think its cute when you act like i don’t notice how pathetic and desperate you are, like how you think i didn’t notice when you swallowed and tilted your head back to show your neck more or how you think i didn’t notice how fast your pulse was under my palm. but don’t worry, i notice everything <3

thinking about sweet but kind of a loser guy friend who hasnt had his first kiss yet and asks me to help him out. just wants to test the waters a bit, hes just curious about what it would feel like and we're such good friends a kiss wouldn't like change anything. unfortunately he does end up realising just how touch starved he's been, getting increasingly needy from the little bits of contact ill give him. going from soft kisses to making out and grinding against each other in a matter of minutes, feeling him get painfully hard, pants straining at his bulge. cute nerdy guy who's still a virgin, sheepishly asking for my help. getting worked up so easily as i jerk him off, whining a bit louder than usual when i take him into my mouth, cumming early out of desperation...

when we're done booping i think tumblr should bring back porn

rubbing my penis

big if true

not really, it's slightly below average

The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.

It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.

Ergo, big if true.

ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed

i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he's been dead like 60 years

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed

hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw

Neither is schrodinger

I have one kink and it's not a good idea.

another cat boy

(he/him) 🐱

Please I love when doms make it known how badly they want you. When they tell you they wish they were inside you, wish their cock was down your throat, that they’re touching themselves and thinking it’s you instead. It’s so fucking good I love it

Post the most recent gif you have with no context

mr were--ralph i think we all know the context as to why you saved that gif

You dont know me