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I have a hell of a squad with me. I’m sure they’d help out.
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dynamitegun

I have this dumb mental image of an aged Liara, now in her Matriarch stage centuries after the end of the games leading a diplomatic mission into Krogan space. Upon arrival her staff are horrified by a band of Krogan soldiers that meet them at the landing zone led by a grizzled leader. His scales marked by a hundred battles and a demeanor to match, roaring out a 'request' to speak to "the one in charge."

The mood is tense. Krogan space is civilized but along its border bands of renegades, holdouts of the old ways of war aren't uncommon. The mission has a few Asari commandos providing security but they're outnumbered two to one. Should they turn back? Stall for time and try to plan an escape?

Instead, Matriarch T'Soni holds up a hand, calming her staff and without a word, walks down the ship's ramp towards the Krogan completely unarmed, in nothing but her gown, ignoring the cries behind her begging her to come back.

She reaches the band of Krogan warriors, looks the leader up and down and places her hands on her hips.

"Is this anyway to greet your mother, Grunt"?

A tumbleweed passing makes the only sound

The Krogan grins, and scoops Liara into his arms for a hug, lifting her off her feet and spinning her 'round.

"I missed you." He says softly. She pats his shoulder as he places her down again.

"It's good to see you again too Grunt. You've got quite the command here it seems." She feels a smile on her lips as she waves her hand at the Krogan milling about, all trying their best not to stare, just as stunned as the members of the Asari mission.

"Yep. I've got my own brigade now. Aralakh Brigade. Over 2'000 strong. All under my command." His voice rings with pride. Liara nods.

"She'd be proud if she were here you know. Of what you've become Grunt. Following in her footsteps."

Grunt laughs. "She would, wouldn't she"? He doesn't wait for an answer and Liara knows he doesn't need one. They both know the answer. Shepard had taken Grunt in, seen past the tank bred warrior exterior to the boy beneath and had taken him to her side.

When Liara learned of this upon meeting Grunt for the first time on Utukku (Learning her bond mate had an adopted son that she'd never seen fit to mention) she had been surprised, but surprises were something she had grown used to with Shepard.

"Kid just needs a bit of direction Liara. Give him a chance." She could still hear Shepard's voice in her memory reassuring her.

She had been right "on the money" as she was fond of saying.

Liara ran a hand down her front, straightening the folds of her dress as she put back on her 'matron face'. "Well then. We have a schedule to keep. A meeting with the planetary overseer. Would you escort us"? She asked aloud.

Grunt nodded, with a slight twinge in his own voice putting on his 'Commander' voice. "I'd be honored, Matriarch T'Soni." Turning he bellowed out to his troops. "Form up!"

Liara walks back to her staff, almost all with wide eyes at what's unfolded before them. She crosses her arms. "As I recall we have a schedule to keep, do we not?" Breaking the trance they rush to their duties. She turns her back to them, hiding a small smile and watches Grunt form up his troops. The way he orders them into formation reminds her of no one but Shepard, a small piece of her still alive all these years on.

She would be proud.

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I'm of the option that Femshep is Grunt's adoptive mom, and realized that even if she won't be around forever with Grunt, a romanced Liara certainly would be.

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SO I WAS DOING TALI’S LOYALTY MISSION AND I TOOK GRUNT BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO VARY UP MY TEAMS FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF ALWAYS TAKING THE LI AND

LOOK AT GRUNT

HE JUST SITS IN THE BACK OF THE COURTROOM, HUGGING HIS KNEES

I CAN JUST SEE HIM THINKING “MAN THIS SUCKS”

“I HATE TRIALS”

“WHY CAN’T BATTLEMASTER SHEPARD TAKE US FIGHTING I WANT TO FIGHT MORE”

“DUMB QUARIANS AND THEIR DUMB TRIALS”

AND HE’S MAD BECAUSE HIS BATTLEMASTER MAMA WON’T PAY ATTENTION TO HIM

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technoturian

One of the best parts of the Mass Effect fandom is when an 800 lb. alien experiment came out of the tank that raised him to be the ultimate killing machine and held us up by our throat before speaking his first words in the digitally-deepened voice of Steve Blum - a middle-aged man who, respectfully, sounds like he gargles cigarettes - we all looked at that and collectively said:

“MY SON. MY BABY BOY. It’s hard being a parent but it’s a role I accept DO YOU NEED JUICE BOXES MY LARGE CHILD???”

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npc: what are you doing back here?!

shepard, wearing full n7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns: im a health inspector

npc: oh ok

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redrook

you, an overworked underpaid minimum wage employee: what are you doing back here?

commander shepard, wearing full N7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns and shadowed by a scarred turian, a glowing asari, and maybe a gotdamned krogan: im a health inspector

you, who just wants your fucking 15 minute lunch break: oh ok

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magerites

Just thinking about that email that Grunt sends Shepard in ME3 where everything is grammatically incorrect and he inconsistently misspells Shepard's name.

I would imagine that text translators would similarly to voice translators where things need to be close to correct in order to translate properly and some things are lost in translation.

It's unlikely that Grunt misspelled in Krogan and the English translator picked up the exact misspelled message.

That means that Shepard must have taught him to read and write in English!!! 😭

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