If my Shep’s timeline experienced the control ending, I guaran-fuckin-tee she would use those Shepard VIs to haunt all the dumbasses she met along the way. Lookin at you, council members. It wouldn’t even necessarily be malicious either. Just being an immortal pain in the ass.

Shep VI: „Ah yes, councilor“, good morning. You better take your ass to work.

Sparatus: *sigh* *presses off switch*

Shep VI: That was the wrong button.

Sparatus: *presses another button that shuts the console off*

Shep VI from the tv across the room: „Ah yes silencing us, we have dismissed that claim“

the council: omg, the reapers are coming what should we do, if only we had any way of foreseeing this

shepard:

listen…….

listen…….

    ◄ There is another solution, a way to stop Saren, that does not require fleets or armies. ►

Favorite aesthetic:

Aliens doing air quotes <3

listen…….

this is a real shirt which i own and i guarantee all three councilors have at least a version of it

but what if they have one of those on and off affairs full of drama complete of secret smooching and pretending no one knows they’re a thing

Councillor Sparatus: Ah yes, “Reapers”. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

Commander Shepard: aH yEs “rEApErS”. tHe ImMoRtAL RaCe oF SeNTieNt -