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confused and bemused about all the things. hello! currently fallen face first into Star Wars, but sometimes stray back into comics, discworld and the like. Ask me a question! Submit!
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Originally posted on March 18, 2018

The legends tell us that St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. What they don’t tell us is that his deranged crusade of reptilian deportation didn’t stop there. ***WARNING: The following is an anonymous artist’s reconstruction of possible historical events that some may find disturbing or egregiously misinformed; viewer discretion is advised.***

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roxilalonde

like! people always reference pride & prejudice as the archetypal “normal girl falls for mysterious brooding antihero” story but they overlook the part where lizzy drags darcy so fucking hard he leaves town and then apologizes for talking to her the next time they meet even though they’re at his literal house

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tarynel

For those of you lying on your resumes about being proficient in Microsoft Office, time to actually get those skills. Jobs exams are becoming more popular. Companies are testing you to make sure you actually know your shit.

Facts especially when it comes to typing words per minute

Typing.com is free and really helps to practice your typing!

Agreed I just took a skills test at a job interview on Microsoft office

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afronerdism

I was told by someone who applied there that one of jobs in interviewing for actually tests you on excel in the interview so now I’m having to take an excel class in preparation.

Word, excel and outlook could be on these exams

Spend an hour on YouTube with an Excel Basics playlist, and I promise y'all will be straight

Check out this link for free Microsoft Office 365 introduction and tutorials:

It’s free, approachable, and most definitely what you’ll encounter in the modern workplace. I’ve used this myself a lot.

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During the most poor and homeless period of my life, I had a lot of people get angry with me because I spent $25 on Bath and Body Works candles during a sale. They couldn’t comprehend why the hell I would do that when I had been fighting for months to try and get us on our feet, afford food, and have an apartment to live in.

Those candles were placed beside wherever I slept that night. In the morning, I would move them and set them wherever I’d have to hang out. At one point I carried one around in my purse - one of those big honking 3-wick candles. I never lit them, but I’d open them and smell them a lot.

I credit that purchase with a lot of my drive that got me to where I am today. I had been working tirelessly, 15+ hour days with barely any reward, constantly on the phone or trying to deal with organizations and associations to “get help at”. It’d gone on for almost a year by the end of it, and I was so burnt out, to the point that I would shake 24/7. But I could get a bit of relief from my 3-wick “upper middle class lifestyle” candles. They represented my future goals, my home I wanted to decorate, and how I would one day not be in this mess anymore.

When we moved into the apartment, and our financial status improved, I burned those candles every single day. When they were empty, I cleaned them out, stuck labels on them, and they became the starting point of my really cute organization system I had ALWAYS planned to have.

So whenever I hear about someone very poor getting themselves a treat - maybe it’s Starbucks, maybe it’s a home deco item, maybe it’s a video game… I don’t judge them. I get it. I get that you can’t go without anything for that long without it making you go crazy. You need to pull some joy, inspiration, and motivation from somewhere.

poor people deserve things they want, too. it is unfair to expect poor people to only buy things they “need”.

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enide-s-dear

My grandfather used to tell me: if you only have 20 kr left, you buy grocery for 10 kr and flowers for the other 10 kr because you need a reason to live as well.

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korrasera

We are not machines and an unmet need is an unmet need.

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i’m a show runner for doctor who between 2005 and 2009 i need help budgeting my show here’s what i have:

special affects: 13 dollars and washing a film student’s car for them once every other week so they can do the affects on a microsoft desktop home computer

david tennant’s accent coach: 5 dollars

musical score: 3,000 dollars

ambient light varying in color to bathe billie piper in: 10,000 dollars

please help me my coworkers are so angry at me

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penny-anna

he doesn’t, he’s Scottish and was putting on an English accent for the role

this is literally news to me i feel lied to

would now be a bad time to mention his birth name is David McDonald

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haltraveler

There was another actor named David McDonald and it was against union rules to have two so he had to change it. 

OP, you should make it clear that this budget is not for the Estuary accent that David affected throughout the series, as he already had that skill himself. This budget is obviously for that one episode with Queen Victoria where he, a Scottish person with a Scottish accent playing an English person with an Estuary accent, pretended to have a bad Scottish accent. That was #acting and it was well worth the financial support. My real concerns with this budget are that it appears to be in dollars, and that it implies that British film students have cars. This is unrealistic and unreasonable

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asktheangels

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

Mr. Rogers is not disappointed in you.  He’s proud of you for listening and thinking about what he said, and he hopes it plants a seed where sometimes maybe you notice yourself making an unhealthy choice and recognize it, because that’s the first step towards growth towards your best and healthiest self, which is a journey and a process, not an ideal state of which you are falling short.

Mr. Rogers loves you for just your being you.

hello police this post made me cry

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Coal is no longer economically viable for US Energy

Trump has failed to mention that no U.S. major clean coal plant is operational. He also neglected to say that the U.S. coal industry has been struggling partly because of the economics involved. The rise in low cost U.S. natural gas, as well as cheap wind and solar, has done as much to hurt the coal industry as have environmental regulations. When power companies close an aging coal plant, it makes more economic sense for them to build a new natural gas plant, or even solar and wind ones.

Trump continues to say that he’ll bring back coal jobs, but it’s unclear how he would do that. Removing regulations—throwing out controversial Obama’s Clean Power Plan that pushes power companies to lower greenhouse gas emissions or rejecting the international Paris Agreement that holds countries to lowering their greenhouse gas emissions—wouldn’t bring the lost jobs back alone.

Neither will “Clean” Coal.

^^^

Also, a word on the word “clean.” “Clean coal” refers to the amount of sulfur dioxide released in burning. This distinction came about when our biggest coal-related pollution problem was acid rain. Reducing SO2 did reduce acid rain, because back in the day, scientists pointed out a problem, its cause, and a solution, and we did the thing and the acid rain stopped and the ozone grew back and… anyway.

What “Clean Coal” has never meant was that it was greenhouse safe. Coal’s an unmitigated disaster for climate change. 

As you were.

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copperbadge

About time for a revival of this one….

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“Why” is accusatory

Why questions are often interpreted as accusatory, especially during times of duress or for individuals with certain disorders such as dpd or bpd. 

If you want to help keep people from getting defensive or from accidentally triggering paranoia in anyone, it can as easy (or hard) as rewording your why question into a what or how question. 

Some examples:

  • Why don’t you like x? –> What don’t you like about x?
  • Why do you like x? –> What do you like about x?
  • Why are you doing x? –> How did you get to x?/What lead up to x?
  • Why didn’t you do x? –> What happened?
  • Why is x happening? –> How did x come about? 
  • Why can’t x happen? –> What’s preventing x from happening? 
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Things I like thinking about:

  • Bond slipping into Scots when he’s angry/about to die
  • Bond with a Scottish accent
  • Bond calling Q Scottish petnames
  • Bond in a kilt
  • Bond visiting Scotland occasionally between missions because he feels like he owes it to his parents
  • Bond sometimes daydreaming about getting married in the same chapel his parents did
  • Bond never having that daydream again after Skyfall

bond thinking he’s about to die: take one fuckin step closer pal am warnin ye ahll bash yer fuckin heed in so hard ya bairns’ll feel it ye ken what a mean

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I know the deadline's passed, but if you're still willing to do prompts: AU where a lot of clones found their way to the Rebellion? Luke has no idea why these people have latched onto him or why they keep calling him general, or why they're so protective, but he seems to be stuck with him. In the meantime, they're sharing everything they remember about the Jedi because they're determined not to lose this one.

hey anon :) first of all, that deadline is a typo. its supposed to say october 31st not october 1st.

second, thank you for the lovely prompt!

third, here you go:

The first one Luke meets is just one of the pilots. Older than the rest of them but otherwise unremarkable.

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The second one is a medic. Luke meets him after the destruction of the Death Star, when all the surviving pilots are getting checked over.

The medic who checks him over introduces himself as Fidget and when Luke asks if he knows the pilot who looks just like him, Fidget laughs but doesn’t answer.

The exam is quick and Fidget pronounces Luke perfectly healthy and has him fill out a form on his datapad. “For the records,” Fidget tells him.

(Luke doesn’t see the way Fidget starts when he reads the name on the form. It’s been twenty years since Skywalker was a well-known name.)

***

Luke meets more people than he can remember over the first few weeks with the Alliance. He has a good memory for faces but names are more difficult and he ends up having to ask most people for their names at least twice.

Except for the nearly identical men he keeps meeting. They all have odd names, mostly Basic words that aren’t usually used as names.

He learns that the pilot’s name is Jinx. He also meets Tiny, Crack and Seven. Seven is blond and Crack has blue eyes but the only other physical differences Luke can see are grooming preferences.

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Tiny is the first to call him General. It throws Luke totally off-balance and he really doesn’t get why Tiny would call him that but the rest of them follow suit.

But, they’re all great people and he likes being around even if the General thing freaks him out a little.

Luke has never had this many friends.

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And then they just keep introducing him to more nearly identical people with weird names. Tiny introduces him to Highpoint and Ani, both mechanics; Crack shows up at lunch one day with his sniper friend Bullseye; and Seven keeps maneuvering Luke into meeting people with numbers for names, which is how he gets to know Twentythree the cook, Eleven the engineer, Eightysix who works in communications and Thirtythree from weapons maintenance.

Somehow, without even noticing, Luke acquires a large extended family.

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It feels dramatic and childish to say, but everything changes the first time Luke mentions Ben.

It’s just a normal day, he’s in the mess at dinner with Crack, Eleven, Thirtythree and Fidget, and he’s answering Thritythree’s question about how Luke met the Princess.

He’s just at the part where Artoo first showed him the message from the Princess when Crack drops his fork and Eleven chokes on his water.

All of them are staring at Luke like he’s just done something really strange. After a moment Crack picks his fork up again and says, “Keep going. I wanna how you really met the princess.”

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Fidget finds him in the barracks one evening and instead of starting the conversation with something like “How are you doing?” or “How’s your shoulder?” (both of which would be normal for Fidget, who somehow always knows when Luke’s managed to injure himself), he says, “I knew a few Jedi, before the Empire. Patched up more than a few, reckless fools. I met Kenobi once, although by the time he got to me he was unconscious. Internal bleeding and he didn’t tell anyone he was in pain.”

Fidget pauses, staring at Luke with disconcerting intensity.

“Why are you telling me this?”

Fidget smiles faintly. “Because very few people are alive now who knew the Jedi. And you should know the history of those that came before you.”

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That’s the first story Luke hears about the Jedi. It’s not the last.

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God, this TEARS at me. Luke has never had many friends you write. WELL NOT ANY MORE! And he thinks he has lost every member of his family he has but now he has a HUGE EXTENDED FAMILY that LOVES and MISSES their Jedi, the Jedi they were made to serve and help and protect and now they have only one Jedi left to dot on and help to try and make up for all the thousands of Jedi who died (whom they killed).

And Luke is just so appreciative. He is this sunny smiling boy who is so earnest and so good. And the clones probably talk to each other that they’ve never known a Jedi who is so open and just so damn HAPPY that they care or say hi to him or want to know about him or listen to him. And he is not like what they remember of Jedi at all (none of them were with the 501st after all, but they all know the stories of General Skywalker). And Luke loves listening to their stories and they want to know all about him and Luke is so bashful. His stories of farming or racing aren’t anything special but the clones know that’s not all there is. And after Luke knows them a bit better and Tiny or one of the other brothers finally confesses about the chips, scared they’ll be hated by this little Jedi for the murder of his kin, and the likely murder of his own father, Luke finally tells them of the Underground and how he is the freeborn son of a slave. Luke doesn’t hate them, he feels SORRY for them and RIGHTEOUSLY ANGRY on their behalf. And they realize that while their sole remaining Jedi is barely trained he is trying to teach himself, he is trying so so hard and they support him and cheer him on. And Luke feels so inadequate next to the stories they tell him of the amazing warriors Jedi were. And then they see him as a pilot and on mission and his death defying insane stunts and realizes that he is very much General Skywalker’s son, and just as deadly and crazy and assure him he has NOTHING to feel inadequate about.

And Han and especially Chewie are a bit weirded out about this all, how Luke has not only the growing respect of the pilots and the Princess’ ear but he has an unofficial family/every growing battalion of men sworn to his service. The Rebel command would be more worried but this is Luke who is loyal and passionate about the cause and fights with every ounce of strength he possess.

And Luke wants to know where the rest of their brothers are and finding out some are still working for the Empire, he wants to rescue them and help them and he grows attached to all of them, even the ones he hasn’t met. And maybe in this AU that is how Vader finds out he has a son. Even though the 501st will not leave Vader, (he is still their commander no matter what), they hear of his son, his rebel son who wants to know that they are well and offers them a place if they ever need it and grants them forgiveness from a barely trained Jedi. And Vader somehow overhears this or one of his troopers – Commander Appo who has been with him now longer than Captain Rex was ever at his side –comes to his quarters one day with the news that he has a son and he’s a rebel and does Lord Vader know?

Lord Vader didn’t know. Lord Vader is very very upset. Once Lord Vader calms down, he wants to know EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS SON.

God, I am just finishing up a time travel fix it fic on A03 but now I may just have to write this AU myself (Order 66 would have to have happened differently in this universe but this could so so work). I love my clones.

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PTSD: A Layman's Guide

Let’s talk a little about PTSD. Since this will be a theme on this blog, I want to dispel some misconceptions and myths. Hopefully this will help people understand such a complex disorder.

1) PTSD not what you think. It is not what the media thinks. You can have it and not know it.

2) Trauma is not what you think it is. Trauma is not what the media thinks it is. Trauma does not have to be a death; it does not have to be explosions; it does not have to be cancer; it does not have to be a near death experience, and it does not have to be witnessing a horrific thing such as gang rape. Trauma can be someone yelling at you; trauma can be someone ignoring you; trauma can be intense humiliation; trauma can be deep rejection, and trauma can be horrible betrayal. Trauma is that which wounds us so profoundly that we are permanently changed creatures.

3) There are two types of PTSD: Complex PTSD and PTSD. C-PTSD results from multiple traumas or multiple forms of abuse. PTSD is typically centered around just one event. C-PTSD is an accumulation. 4) You can get PTSD (or C-PTSD) from emotional abuse. This is possible. There are studies backing this up. Just because you weren’t “abused as badly” or “it was just words,” it doesn’t mean that you aren’t at risk or possibly suffer from PTSD. You can get it without being physically hurt.

5) Flashbacks don’t really work the way most people think they do. Every flashback is different. Sometimes you see things and sometimes you hear things. Sometimes a traumatic memory is played on a loop in your head, and the thoughts and feelings consume you for days. Sometimes you just feel like you’re emotionally re-experiencing the traumatic event. A lot of survivors of traumatic events don’t recognize those feelings as a flashback and therefore do not process upsetting events very well.

6) One of the most prominent symptoms of PTSD is avoidance. This can manifest as avoiding a single person or location. This can also be doing things like constantly distracting yourself so you don’t have to dwell on very upsetting memories or developing unhealthy habits such as constant drinking. This can lead to things like agoraphobia or other anxiety disorders.

7) PTSD develops because you experienced a very real threat to your safety and your brain wants to protect you from experiencing that again. It’s trying to remind you so you can avoid being in harm’s way again. This is your body’s attempt to save you. Don’t resent it too much. It’s trying to help.

8) People with PTSD startle easily and are hyper-vigilant in seemingly benign situations. This is because, as stated above, your brain is trying to protect you. Don’t get too upset or frustrated with yourself when you experience this. Respect your body. It wants to help.

9) Respect your trauma. Respect. Your. Trauma. So many people feel guilty bringing up something “benign” because “someone has it worse.” That is a normal reaction. People - and the media - tend to minimize things like emotional abuse or neglect. Those have scientifically been proven to be very traumatic. Respect your trauma. Just because someone has had a shittier situation, it doesn’t mean that yours isn’t shitty as well. Respect that. Know that your pain is real and your trauma is real. This is how healing from PTSD begins.

10) You don’t have to be a soldier to have PTSD.

If you constantly think about a traumatic encounter, constantly /avoid/ thinking about that encounter, have triggers such as seeing someone or going to a certain location, have anxiety or panic attacks when thinking about the event/person, feel unsafe all the time, or are easily startled, please see a mental health professional. You might have more than “just” anxiety. Your quality of life can be improved with treatment and medication. Respect your body. Respect your trauma. Respect your healing. Respect your worth.

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I super loved Ellie & Lizzie’s Ultimate Tampon Test, but I’m going to just go ahead and do a little PSA for the amazingness of menstrual cups. There’s a really big stigma based on lack of knowledge and experience that they are gross and hard to use and generally awful, but they’re really not bad once you get a feel for how they work. Also there are lots of different kinds, shapes, brands, and styles, so sometimes the first one you try isn’t always the best fit for your body. I’ve been using one for years and have saved a frigging boatload of money and time not having to keep pads or tampons stocked all the time, plus they don’t fill up landfills or put toxic chemicals against or inside your body. You can use this guide to help you figure out what the best brand and style might be for your body if you’re curious but don’t want to invest in one that may not be the right one for you. :) 

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