i'm hungry

i wonder what it's like to be emotionally stable. anyways [thinks about fictional characters to survive] i am fine

i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

my personality is weird because sometimes I’m really confident and sometimes I’m really shy

i don’t take hints you gotta hit me upside the head

mutual: we should talk more!

me: yeah!

mutual: 

me:

as an adult i should probably be doing more with my life than just spend a whole week binge-watching a tv series and go to work but i guess this the kind of adulthood i’m happy to live

"if you dont ask the answer is always no" yeah but what if the answer is no plus they think im weird for asking. did you ever consider that in ur stupid fucking philosophy

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of