IF WE ALL (mutuals) WERE IN ASSASSINS based off VIBES only

If you don’t like it I’m doing another one where you’re all casted as CHARLES MANSON

quotes today from my girly theatre friend who’s never seen assassins (I showed her my playbill):

(sees squeaky) “omg… can I be honest??? I LOVE HER HAIR!!”

(again about squeaky, after reading her bio): “Omg… she literally did nothing wrong!!!!! Such a queen. And her (Moore) too. Free my girls”

(after I told her about Hinckley) “oh yeah he LOOKS like a YouTuber”

“I’m gonna rate all of them NOT based off what they did” (it was still influenced lol but she means attractiveness)

RATINGS:

Booth - didn’t count, she said it was bc she already knew about him, but 1/10

Guiteau - 0/10 (note- “he looks like a freak what did HE do”)

Czolgosz - 5/10

Zangara- 0/10

Moore - 6/10

Byck - 0/10

Squeaky - 10/10

Hinckley - 2/10

Didn’t have an Oswald rating

And my personal favorite quote: “Charles Manson?! Which president was that?!”

anyway new assassins fic coming soon 🤝🤝🤝

I Saw Assassins!!!

okay so,

the actors came and sat scattered about the crowd. The proprietor called them up.

OH MY GOD. The proprietor. His outfit? SO COOL IT WAS LIKE USA THEMED AMAZING HE LOOKED LIKE A CARNIE BUT LIKE AMERICA!!!

there were tvs all around the stage, like creepy old times tvs that showed creepy graphics. Weird core McKinley and Reagan anyone???

the woman playing Emma Goldman was SO good and SO beautiful I swear I fell right in love with her

booth actor was so tall and handsome, and had a singing voice so beautiful I nearly wept

Czolgosz gave me his autograph and I’ll love him forever and he apologized for shooting mckinley

My mom laughed EVERY TIME Sara Jane Moore was onstage. And she had no prior knowledge. Moore was hilarious and the lady playing her was just adorbs. Very endearing

Balladeer had some PIPES!

Assassins musical czolgosz I’ll love u forever

For context he pushed a child onstage (same child who played Billy)

funny, FUNNY bystanders in how I saved Roosevelt . Seriously hilarious. So cute and endearing.

locked eyes with guiteau and I winked. he grinned evilly at me.

On a similar note Czolgosz smiled at me. I almost died. He was SO cute I have a crush onb him. So cute

Guiteay was so crazy and funny and danced around the stage like a madman. The balladeer danced crazy with him.

David Herold had The Gay Voice (tm) and also glasses.

guiteau didn’t scream “I AM A TERRIFYING AND IMPOSING FIGURE” he just kinda said it. Same with “I SHALL BE REEEMEMBERED”

also the burning question: yes booth said the n word.

legs were shaking with amazement by the end of the play. Still are.

listening to the assassins soundtrack with my non assassinsfans friends:

“you wanna shoot a president! 🎶🎶🎶” ”ok maybe we shouldn’t listen to this”

(Friend laughs at me as I move to to turn it down drastically)

(Gunshot noises) ”ok maybe we shouldn’t listen to this”

(friend makes his pez sing along to how I saved roosevelt)

(gun song) ”ok maybe we shouldn’t listen to this”

“the only song you’re not gonna say we shouldn’t listen to is Czolgosz working man”

ahhh assassins Halloween

Click on them for full view

Convos with gf

my 10-11 y/o sister's thoughts on assassins:

(of Zangara) "he's adorable!!"

"Oh gosh working man.."

(pointing to Squeaky without any prior knowledge that I know of) "Oh hey it's Pipsqueak😍" me: "no that's Squeaky. Wait. How do you know that?"

She says a lot of things about Booth and Guiteau around the house and sings about going to the lordy so I don't have a lot of stuff to say about that. She already knows as much as she can about Booth lmao.

throwback to whenever my sister and i would jump in the pool off the diving board this/last summer.

we would yell "READY! SET! GUITEAU!"

and then jump in.. we would also yell that we were going to the lordy.... jesus christ the neighbors must've been so terrified

do you see the vision assassins fans

click on it for more clarity... tumblr obliterated it...

"i scored high on my drug test 😍"