I Saw Assassins!!!

okay so,

the actors came and sat scattered about the crowd. The proprietor called them up.

OH MY GOD. The proprietor. His outfit? SO COOL IT WAS LIKE USA THEMED AMAZING HE LOOKED LIKE A CARNIE BUT LIKE AMERICA!!!

there were tvs all around the stage, like creepy old times tvs that showed creepy graphics. Weird core McKinley and Reagan anyone???

the woman playing Emma Goldman was SO good and SO beautiful I swear I fell right in love with her

booth actor was so tall and handsome, and had a singing voice so beautiful I nearly wept

Czolgosz gave me his autograph and I’ll love him forever and he apologized for shooting mckinley

My mom laughed EVERY TIME Sara Jane Moore was onstage. And she had no prior knowledge. Moore was hilarious and the lady playing her was just adorbs. Very endearing

Balladeer had some PIPES!

Assassins musical czolgosz I’ll love u forever

For context he pushed a child onstage (same child who played Billy)

funny, FUNNY bystanders in how I saved Roosevelt . Seriously hilarious. So cute and endearing.

locked eyes with guiteau and I winked. he grinned evilly at me.

On a similar note Czolgosz smiled at me. I almost died. He was SO cute I have a crush onb him. So cute

Guiteay was so crazy and funny and danced around the stage like a madman. The balladeer danced crazy with him.

David Herold had The Gay Voice (tm) and also glasses.

guiteau didn’t scream “I AM A TERRIFYING AND IMPOSING FIGURE” he just kinda said it. Same with “I SHALL BE REEEMEMBERED”

also the burning question: yes booth said the n word.

legs were shaking with amazement by the end of the play. Still are.