what's your policy on fried chicken?

the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i'm in tears just thinking about it

can you imagine living in the 14th century and hearing your lover enter the house and call out "honey, i'm home!" and then realizing that they're talking to you, and that they're calling you "honey" because they think you're sweet like honey... oh my god. ooooh my god

The earliest recorded cat name (from 1500BC Egypt) was "Nedjem" which means "sweetie"❤️

The more things change, the more they stay the same

they're calling me the world's first ethical yandere

@czolgosz

Abe genuinely looks like he's evidence of us evolving from apes. I ahte him