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👋 hi, i'm CHUCKLES (she/her), and this is my sideblog for roleplay and dialogue prompts. i've been in the tumblr rp community since late 2012, and i love memes!! feel free to reblog as many posts as you'd like and send in requests for anything in particular you'd like to see... in the future ⚡️

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GENERIC FANTASY PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for any fantasy setting
  • you are a descendent from an ancient royal line.
  • can you joust?
  • this is not a question of bravery.
  • are you too cowardly to take a life?
  • hand me my sword.
  • the sheets feel scratchy.
  • you could have got us killed!
  • if you had kept to the plan, those knights might be alive right now.
  • together, we have a chance to take back what is ours.
  • would you ride into town with me?
  • you're playing with fire.
  • you should be on the throne.
  • perhaps we never should have come.
  • did you bring your bow?
  • you take one more step, traitor, and i'll chew you to splinters.
  • are you fit to compete, or shall the forfeit stand?
  • thank you, my lord.
  • i will deal with you when this is over.
  • you have to go alone.
  • we have some work to do.
  • it's an ambush!
  • why are they all staring at us?
  • were you robbed?
  • clean your sword.
  • i must look for a suitor.
  • i know where your allegiance lies.
  • pick up your sword.
  • you're not going to kill me?
  • what do you propose we do, your majesty?
  • the path takes us through there.
  • i will probably die on this quest.
  • even the peasants can marry for love.
  • your people love you.
  • i just learned this spell. can i show you?
  • are you with me?
  • how many more must die for the throne?
  • why don't we discuss the matter later?
  • what are you wearing to the ball tonight?
  • do not shush me!
  • be careful on those roads. there's been a report of bandits.
  • i'm not worthy of the throne.
  • how do i know your promise will be kept?
  • take the sword to the tower.
  • is that your horse?
  • i hear there's going to be a royal ball.
  • it was said to be magic.
  • no one has ever taken that castle.
  • what a waste of brandy.
  • is there a way down?
  • do you hear talk of a dragon?
  • you knowingly endangered a member of the royal family.
  • on a horse, with a lance... you're unbeatable.
  • some day, i'll be a knight.
  • there's an army out there, and it's ready to follow you.
  • hold your tongue or lose it.
  • you're no longer a myth. you're starting to mean something.
  • admiring the castle again, i see. isn't it beautiful?
  • tonight, evil has met its match.
  • you make me feel like a poet.
  • i'll ride with you.
  • this kingdom is better off without the lot of you!
  • why were they trying to kill you?
  • no one ever comes back from the woods.
  • i think it's time we found out what's going on.
  • i will not lose.
  • how about a little target practice?
  • you were right to fear the woods.
  • choose your last words carefully!
  • the time for pleasantries is through.
  • run, and i will run with you.
  • they wanted to arrange my marriage.
  • will you dance with me?
  • i'm sure when i'm older, i'll understand.
  • you know what we have to do.
  • what do you think? now that you know what i am?
  • you speak of what you do not know.
  • my parents were peasants.
  • we have a long journey ahead of us.
  • we should have killed them when we had the chance.
  • you might find this land a more savage place than you remember.
  • do you even know how to use that thing?
  • you have to be of noble birth to compete!
  • i didn't want to be at the celebration.
  • i can do magic.
  • are those catapults?
  • do you know any spells?
  • i'm not supposed to be seen with people like you.
  • minotaurs? they're real?
  • try and take them then.
  • help me fetch my arrows.
  • i'm afraid i'm not worthy of you.
  • i hear you have a quest for me.
  • sit with me and drink.
  • that's a bit of a long story.
  • there is no way that i am fighting.
  • i challenge you to a duel.
  • i wonder who lived here.
  • maybe it's time you had this back.
  • you have a traitor in your midst.
  • meet me in the castle gardens tonight, after the sun sets.
  • the king sent me.
  • you stole from the castle?
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PROMPTS FROM BRIDE *  assorted dialogue from the book by ali hazelwood, some lines reworked to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary
  • every second, i want you too much, and every second, i'm on the verge of wanting you more.
  • you're not a problem, [name]. you're a privilege.
  • of all the good things i've felt in my fucking life, you are the best.
  • you think, but you don't know.
  • i would take anything you chose to give me.
  • i would take your problems, your gifts, your moods, your passions, your jokes, your body... i would take every last thing if you chose to give it to me.
  • maybe you're not meant for the way i'm meant for you, but i'm going to choose you anyway, over and over and over again.
  • you smell like you're mine.
  • some nights, when i'm walking past your door, i have to whisper to myself "keep going."
  • what i am is an adult woman with agency and the tools to make choices. feel free to, you know, treat me accordingly.
  • maybe there is something devastating about the incompleteness of it.
  • maybe some things transcend reciprocity. maybe not everything is about having.
  • honey... are we rich?
  • you make me want to draw again.
  • that was a badass speech.
  • stop reading my file.
  • badass is my middle name.
  • i don't know you enough to make a judgment.
  • your jeans are cool.
  • there is no world, no scenario, no reality in which i'll gracefully allow you to leave me.
  • spank me and take away my tv privileges.
  • i have no friends, no hobbies, and no real purpose aside from earning enough money to pay rent in order to... exist, i guess.
  • stop playing with your food.
  • other people's approval is a powerful drug.
  • at times, there are decisions that feel right.
  • i've seen you use your phone.
  • you type "google" into the google bar to start a new search.
  • you need to be told the right things.
  • you're intelligent and incredibly skilled at what you do.
  • you're very beautiful to look at.
  • am i under your protection?
  • i won't take your freedom. not when so many others have already done so.
  • if they murder me, avenge me?
  • any preferences on how?
  • be creative.
  • please don't leave.
  • how the fuck do you smell like this?
  • you smell like you just came.
  • i don't know what it is about me that says "please make yourself at home on my lap," but i'll have to fix that.
  • i could fuck you very nicely right now. i almost did.
  • i was trying to check my email.
  • you don't have friends.
  • what the fuck did you just do?
  • do you accept?
  • i am the victim here.
  • how many people have you killed?
  • you went limp in my arms, and i was so fucking scared.
  • i need you to behave.
  • hope you packed a lint roller.
  • i fucking love your scent.
  • can i play with you?
  • i'm too tired to keep them at bay.
  • i've taught myself not to care. about anything.
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PROMPTS FROM THE SERPENT AND THE WINGS OF NIGHT *  assorted dialogue from the book by carissa broadbent, adjust as necessary
  • i would beg. for you, i would.
  • you have fucking destroyed me, [name]. do you know that?
  • death isn't frightening when weighed against an insignificant existence.
  • i've lived through some injustices in the last couple of centuries.
  • a dead lover can never break your heart.
  • so many mistakes in the end. never you.
  • i give you my body. i give you my blood. i give you my soul. i give you my heart.
  • your soul is my soul.
  • i bind myself to you.
  • i wanted it to all be a lie. but it was not a lie.
  • never trust. never yield. always guard your heart.
  • vampires know better than anyone how important it is to protect their hearts.
  • love is sharper than any stake.
  • fear, when embraced, hardens and sharpens.
  • i would not die here.
  • don't fucking touch her.
  • there she is.
  • you are the most stunning thing i've ever seen, [name].
  • no one has ever said those words to me.
  • here's how you stay alive.
  • maybe our skin doesn't scar the same as yours, but our hearts do.
  • are you going to kill me, [name]?
  • you might destroy me anyway.
  • i would beg for you.
  • don't be so quick to throw away your humanity.
  • you might find you miss it once it's gone.
  • don't you fucking dare stop fighting.
  • it would break my heart.
  • nothing matters but this.
  • once you win, the world is yours.
  • this is the time for conquering.
  • you don't give an inch, do you?
  • why would he do this?
  • you smell like the sky.
  • i only know how to fight.
  • i can't take credit for everything that you've become.
  • fear is a collection of physical responses.
  • i love it, really, truly love it, when they underestimate me.
  • you're sweet. prickly, but sweet. in an acidic sort of way. like a pineapple.
  • love is a sacrifice at the altar of power.
  • you don't even know the things i've thought about.
  • there you are.
  • i used to be one of them.
  • i've saved your life twice now.
  • you're a demanding little thing, aren't you?
  • you aren't my prisoner.
  • i don't like feeling things.
  • i'm done hating myself for all my human weaknesses.
  • i will never be able to carve you from my heart. you are embedded too deep.
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DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD PROMPTS PT 3 *  assorted dialogue from the third and fourth hour of the video game
  • my information was accurate.
  • now you realize the danger is real.
  • you are asking for knowledge no mortal in this world is privy to.
  • i need to know what makes you the right person to lead the fight.
  • i stopped you, didn't i?
  • i find a way to get the job done, whatever it takes.
  • how do we stop them from doing it?
  • that will give you time.
  • i gave no orders. all i offer are suggestions.
  • i... regret what happened.
  • you've gotta take point on this.
  • i can't do what you do.
  • i've barely been holding it together in the short time you've been out.
  • you just need to get it done.
  • remember when we first met?
  • you did most of the work.
  • you've got a knack for finding your way through the wildest shit i've ever seen, with a plan no one expects.
  • don't worry. i'll still be here to talk if you need me.
  • how are you feeling about it?
  • it doesn't matter how i feel about it.
  • you made a decision with the best information you had. sometimes you do that, and people end up hurt. or worse.
  • a good leader isn't someone who never makes mistakes. it's someone who admits when they make one.
  • not everyone was happy about my decision.
  • i wish i could be out there with you, [name].
  • you're here for leads.
  • who do we hire to fight that?
  • i've heard of you.
  • we don't even know what we lost.
  • you're busy. i shouldn't interrupt.
  • what's important is that you're happy.
  • if we forgot something so important, what else did we forget?
  • i don't expect you to have an answer.
  • thanks for letting me babble.
  • we're short on options.
  • i cannot protect you.
  • we can talk business when we arrive.
  • one day, i will see a knife through every would-be tyrant's throat.
  • sounds like there's more to it.
  • what i say doesn't leave this room.
  • you didn't think to tell me?
  • well, we're not going that way.
  • i can't believe all this is underwater.
  • we're looking for a killer.
  • who are you? who sent you?
  • they can use it to control me.
  • in return, i want help killing some things.
  • this is what success looks like.
  • we got your target.
  • the job's done.
  • we clearly have things to discuss... somewhere else.
  • i'm ready to get out of this place.
  • i don't need time. i need a target.
  • you just got here and already you want to leave again?
  • how do you get rid of them?
  • what's everyone talking about?
  • that can't be the only solution.
  • you're bleeding.
  • i know things have been complicated, but i'm glad you're here.
  • i owe you a debt.
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DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD PROMPTS PT 2 *  assorted dialogue from the second hour of the video game
  • that suit of armor is moving.
  • where'd you come from?
  • i've only been gone three days!
  • the situation's changed - for the worse, unfortunately.
  • i've had a couple of days, and i'm still trying to wrap my head around it.
  • it does sort of explain a few things though.
  • there's something kind of exciting about it. and dangerous. really dangerous.
  • hope that means you've got an idea.
  • a few dozen demons shouldn't be a problem.
  • do you know what this place was?
  • it's probably something important.
  • well, isn't this a sight?
  • the artifact we're looking for must be inside.
  • think we can make that jump?
  • i plan to find out.
  • we're getting closer.
  • it's a lot trickier than that.
  • i've never seen this before.
  • it's almost like it's... breathing.
  • wasn't expecting to fight an ogre today.
  • just one of those days.
  • what does that crystal do?
  • i have questions.
  • it's kind of my thing. fixing magical stuff.
  • let me know when you're ready to head to the camp.
  • some of our most experienced fighters are still missing.
  • whatever's going on out there, it's scary.
  • sounds like things have gotten a lot worse since we left.
  • it's only a matter of time until our luck runs out.
  • if we could predict where they'd strike next, we might get ahead of them.
  • i don't know what you're going to find there. likely nothing good.
  • you sure you're up for this?
  • i've never seen fog this thick.
  • something happened here.
  • stay sharp.
  • it's so quiet.
  • where is everybody?
  • everything's just abandoned.
  • keep them inside.
  • everyone has to stay.
  • we need to search for survivors.
  • ever seen anything like it?
  • we're going to help you! we'll get you down!
  • i know you.
  • they made me do it.
  • i was tricked! manipulated!
  • i never meant for that! i swear! you must believe me!
  • what if the dragon comes back?
  • let's get him out of there.
  • we don't kill people. not like this.
  • try harder next time.
  • don't let me regret saving you.
  • what a pleasure to see you again.
  • so who are you exactly?
  • this dark turn of events shall only become worse.
  • what can you tell us about... all this?
  • how do we stop them?
  • how do we stand up against that?
  • none of us can do this alone, but we can stop them together.
  • these are the times in which legends are born... or slain.
  • i should've taken the shot.
  • we all did what we thought was best in the moment.
  • look where it got us.
  • we're still standing. the fight's not over.
  • i like that about you. you don't stop fighting. you push for answers and action.
  • we need someone who can put the pieces of the puzzle together.
  • we're fighting the unknown.
  • everyone has a part to play.
  • i think i can manage that.
  • i can feel lingering magic. powerful magic.
  • i can hear it.
  • i don't know how to control it!
  • you said something "took you over?"
  • i'm sorry. i wish i had answers.
  • talking has helped.
  • i guess we don't have any real answers.
  • we're friends, so i'm going to be honest.
  • it feels wrong.
  • i trust you have all this handled.
  • at least people are free because of what i did.
  • it must have been worse than i had thought.
  • so... you're going to be insufferable about it.
  • see, this is the reason nobody likes you.
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DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD PROMPTS PT 1 *  assorted dialogue from the first hour of the video game
  • somebody's gotta stop him... and that's where you come in.
  • so... where were we?
  • our story begins where all great stories begin: with the seediest bar in town and a missing contact.
  • let's try this again.
  • you think you can come into my bar and make demands?
  • i'm not leaving until i know where she is.
  • be ready to talk by the time i get to you.
  • darling... you're adorable.
  • for the record, there was probably an easier way to do that than fighting an entire bar.
  • what'd i have to worry about? you were there watching my back.
  • break's over.
  • something must have gotten them riled up.
  • should we be in more of a hurry to get out of here?
  • i have to talk him down.
  • are they after us?
  • we don't have time to get arrested.
  • you're safe now. get inside and bar the doors.
  • there are a lot of scared people out here.
  • what about you two? are you okay?
  • have you got my gear?
  • can you get us there, [name]?
  • this is nowhere near my neighborhood.
  • eyes up! we've got company!
  • used to fight these assholes every day.
  • i'm back on the job.
  • isn't that a coincidence?
  • you said you had a lead?
  • that's where your man is hiding.
  • you told me he was working alone.
  • i'll take it from here.
  • take care of the team for me.
  • hope i'm not interrupting.
  • let's buy him some time.
  • i have taken precautions to minimize the damage.
  • people are dying right now.
  • you need to listen. please.
  • people are always dying. it is what they do.
  • shit. we need a better plan.
  • what if we disrupt the ritual?
  • the storm could tear you apart.
  • you came a long way and made a valiant effort.
  • this story does not end in my downfall.
  • you have no idea what you have done.
  • i know what i did.
  • i was not destroying the world.
  • why am i here?
  • had i the power to control you, i would have already used it.
  • get out of my head!
  • i do not want to be here any more than you do.
  • what are you talking about?
  • thanks to you, though, i am now trapped.
  • you were innocently doing nothing when we came along.
  • [name] always said you'd have a big explanation for why none of this was your fault.
  • i am certain you will be fine.
  • you don't get to sit back and look smug!
  • what else could i possibly do?
  • you will soon see what i was trying to prevent.
  • this is your responsibility now.
  • look who's still with us!
  • trust me. i've had worse. gonna take more than a flesh wound to stop me.
  • turns out, you were right.
  • the plan did go a little wrong.
  • i should have come up with a better plan.
  • you worked with what you had. and you succeeded, by the way.
  • [name]. you've got this. i've seen your work.
  • there's a reason i dragged you into this whole mess.
  • you're clever. adaptable. and you don't know when to quit.
  • sorry, i didn't mean to barge in.
  • i really need to look around.
  • we should talk about things.
  • i'll work with it. you know me.
  • maybe our paths haven't crossed, but i know our work has.
  • we've just got to start somewhere.
  • this is a dangerous job. everyone knew that signing on.
  • you don't slow down for much, do you?
  • let's stop worrying about me and go do that.
  • come get me when you're ready to go.
  • you're sure that wasn't just a dream?
  • i'm not certain of anything.
  • we're not out of danger.
  • we need to get out there and stop them.
  • we can't just sit here and do nothing.
  • we need to investigate. figure out what we're dealing with before we rush in and make things worse.
  • this time, if we see a shot, we take it.
  • you sure you're up for this?
  • it's not working! i can't contain it!
  • you all were supposed to stop him.
  • it didn't go as cleanly as we hoped.
  • things just got a whole lot worse.
  • let's just say they weren't known for their kindness.
  • you're in no condition to fight.
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INQUISITION PARTY BANTER  *  assorted dialogue from dragon age inquisition
  • you... actually look like that?
  • thank you for remembering. sometimes people forget me.
  • it's interesting watching you. the way you carry yourself when you use magic.
  • why are you so angry at your father? he wants to help and you know he does.
  • no one needs to see my arse.
  • you're set on being sad forever.
  • remember, do not use it like a sword.
  • i'd just eat the cheese.
  • always knew you were up to something.
  • you didn't always have a beard.
  • sometimes love isn't enough.
  • there were so many wonderful hats.
  • you're happier now, [name].
  • you have so many feelings.
  • i am uncertain whether to believe you.
  • the world doesn't make sense to them. it's too real.
  • you're right about that. they would.
  • do you need to eat? or sleep?
  • you would stop it if you could.
  • i can't tug it loose without tearing it.
  • stop. it isn't about you.
  • i believe i can work with that.
  • you have other things to carry.
  • you're serious, aren't you?
  • you let it keep hurting because you think hurting is who you are.
  • it is because you think you have to?
  • you ask a lot of questions, [name].
  • why be ashamed? power should be respected, not swept under the carpet.
  • i'll have to steal that one.
  • hey, when this is all done, if you ever need my help for anything, you just ask, all right?
  • maybe you're not a complete moron.
  • we were having a moment, and now you've ruined it.
  • i can't believe you drank that swill at the tavern.
  • i'm well aware you lied to me.
  • that is... remarkably decent of you.
  • i don't want to think about that right now.
  • you need a hairbrush.
  • when you charge at them, you make them hit you.
  • i'm curious about you. i had no idea something like you was possible.
  • how do you want to be remembered? valiant yet sexy rebel against the status quo?
  • it's not easy finding people willing to shoulder such a terrible responsibility.
  • it's not such a terrible thing. some of my best friends are murderers.
  • who's judging now?
  • i know your kind.
  • i know that what comes out of your mouth is the same drivel that comes out of theirs.
  • careful i don't club you on the head.
  • if i had something to say, i'd say it.
  • if we're going to fight at each other's side, we need to get along.
  • enough, both of you.
  • you said i could ask you questions.
  • how do you get your hair to do that?
  • do you think we could ever be friends?
  • killing him won't make anything better.
  • if you really cared, you could ask.
  • you caught the eye of a young woman in that last village.
  • i just need to know you're capable of higher thought. for my own comfort.
  • i question your reasons for being here.
  • my reasons for being here are the same as yours.
  • i think that's the first time i've heard you admit anything is complicated.
  • what made you change your mind?
  • i will try to be more like you.
  • you should learn to watch your back.
  • i mean. could be naked more. that'd be better.
  • beardy people are supposed to be jolly.
  • why are you complaining?
  • you're smirking again.
  • right, here we go. what is it from you?
  • there is no need to tell anyone that.
  • does yelling while we're walking around count?
  • stop pointing that at me!
  • you need a drink or something, you tell me.
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remember that this is always a slow time for the rpc. as we get deeper into the holiday season, remember that people are finishing classes and taking big tests. they're slammed at work or taking on extra jobs to pay the bills. people are stressed about money or family, figuring out flights or trips, dreading the colder weather, struggling to put food on the table. some people are experiencing more dark outside than light, which might mess their schedule up a bit. some deal with seasonal depression during these months.

when your dash is slower and quieter this time of year, and when less people are liking your posts or sending memes, it doesn't mean the community is dying or we're all headed for the end times. i understand that less interactions or less support might be discouraging, especially when some of us are already dealing with the doom and gloom of darker, colder months and the stress of the holiday season... but please don't turn around and scold people for their inactivity or their lack of enthusiasm. don't get fatalistic about the fate of this community and declare it prematurely dead. this period of time always happens every year. now is not the time for unfair expectations. now is the time for kindness, generosity, understanding, encouragement, and love. now is the time for "take your time with replies," and "talk to me if you need anything. i'm here for you."

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PROMPTS FROM PRACTICAL MAGIC *  assorted dialogue from the 1998 film, adjust as necessary
  • sometimes i feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn.
  • be careful what you wish for.
  • wish you could believe in me.
  • we have to banish him.
  • he wants me. just me.
  • what was that, [name]?
  • you know what? i wished for you, too.
  • let him take me.
  • the nudity is entirely optional.
  • it wasn't me, it was you.
  • we'll grow old together.
  • can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart?
  • i think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean.
  • don't die on me, [name], please.
  • i bet we even die on the same day.
  • of course you're going to see me again.
  • hang on to your husbands, girls.
  • what wouldn't i do... for the right guy?
  • i have this dream of being whole, of not going to sleep each night, wanting.
  • i took an oath to uphold the law.
  • life is perfect.
  • don't do that.
  • i'd like to think so.
  • i have never asked you for anything.
  • i feel like i'm never going to see you again.
  • what are you doing?
  • i came here to bring in the bad guy because generally that's what i do.
  • sometimes when the wind is warm or the crickets sing, i dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for.
  • i just want someone to love me.
  • i want to be seen.
  • please do this for me. please?
  • hold on just a goddamn second. one step at a time.
  • that's how you came to live with us.
  • everything is just so blissfully normal.
  • i wish you could see us.
  • they like to meddle in people's love lives.
  • thought you never wanted to fall in love.
  • you're saying what i'm feeling is just one of your spells?
  • fall in love whenever you can.
  • when you find yourself the center of attention... it's not that they hate you. it's that... well. we're different.
  • you have the worst taste in men.
  • i was born with them.
  • since when is being a slut a crime in this family?
  • you ever put your arms out and spin really, really fast?
  • maybe i had my happiness.
  • you promised me that.
  • so what kind of... uh... craft do you do.
  • yeah. it's not real.
  • curses only have power when you believe them. and i don't.
  • all i want is a normal life.
  • that's the point.
  • yeah, well, you know. all relationships have problems.
  • that's what love is like. it makes your heart race. it turns the world upside down.
  • when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue?
  • well... it's what i want.
  • now that was me.
  • i don't want them dancing naked under the full moon.
  • the guy i dreamed of doesn't exist.
  • is that why they wanted to hang her? because she's a witch?
  • i don't even mind the beard.
  • there's a little witch in all of us.
  • what was that?
  • i'll tell you all you need to know.
  • one step at a time.
  • you think he's dead?
  • is he cute?
  • you came for breakfast? we're having pancakes!
  • what's wrong? cat got your tongue?
  • someday you'll explain this all to me.
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STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary
  • it's over, [name]. i have the high ground.
  • you underestimate my power.
  • i hate you!
  • you were my brother! i loved you!
  • do it.
  • you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
  • don't lecture me.
  • don't make me kill you.
  • if you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
  • i will do what i must.
  • all who gain power are afraid to lose it.
  • they think inwards, only about themselves.
  • they only care about others.
  • what happened to him?
  • you're under arrest.
  • are you threatening me, [name]?
  • goodbye old friend.
  • you have done that to yourself.
  • you will not take her from me.
  • i saw your ship! what are you doing out here?
  • i was so worried about you.
  • love won't save you.
  • you're a good person. don't do this.
  • i won't lose you the way i lost my mother.
  • i'm doing it for you, to protect you.
  • come away with me. help me raise our child.
  • leave everything else behind while we still can.
  • we don't have to run anymore.
  • you and i can rule the galaxy, make things the way we want them to be.
  • i don't believe what i'm hearing.
  • i don't know you anymore.
  • you're breaking my heart.
  • you're going down a path i can't follow.
  • you're with him!
  • you brought him here to kill me!
  • this is where the fun begins.
  • for reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.
  • she has lost the will to live.
  • we don't know why.
  • there are too many of them.
  • death is a natural part of life.
  • train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.
  • can you hear me?
  • in your anger, you killed her.
  • treat them well.
  • i have waited a long time for this moment.
  • you will not stop me.
  • i have failed you.
  • this is the end for you.
  • i expected someone with your reputation to be a little older.
  • we have a job to do. try not to upset him.
  • you're a little shorter than i expected.
  • i must talk to you.
  • i've just learned a terrible truth.
  • how do you know this?
  • our worst fears have been realized.
  • what was that all about?
  • i didn't say anything.
  • not to worry. we're still flying half a ship.
  • what have i done?
  • i will do whatever you ask.
  • i told you it would come to this!
  • army or not, you must realize you are doomed.
  • are you all right? you're trembling.
  • something wonderful has happened. i'm pregnant.
  • i need your help. he is in grave danger.
  • you're going to kill him, aren't you?
  • he has become a very great threat.
  • let's get a move on.
  • we've got a battle to win here.
  • love won't save you.
  • i sense a trap.
  • you owe me one, and not for saving your skin for the tenth time.
  • this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
  • what did you say?
  • i sense great fear in you.
  • the plan has gone as you had promised.
  • you are a bold one.
  • i know what's been troubling you.
  • are you going to kill me?
  • i can feel your anger.
  • it's very dangerous, putting them together.
  • i am going to end this, once and for all.
  • i'm too weak. don't kill me, please.
  • that has nothing to do with this.
  • you are so beautiful.
  • love has blinded you?
  • i'm going to end this war.
  • who could have done this?
  • there is something i must know.
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PROMPTS FOR TALKING YOURSELF OUT OF SOMETHING *  assorted dialogue for talking your way out of danger, a bad date, basically anything that might cause a serious risk to your life, adjust as necessary
  • this isn't what it looks like.
  • you look like you've got this under control.
  • am i free to go?
  • and that's my cue to leave.
  • we can talk about this like adults.
  • you've got it all wrong.
  • sorry, there's a family emergency and i need to go.
  • something's come up. i can't stay.
  • you need to let me go.
  • so this was a set-up.
  • you head that way, and i'll go this way.
  • we could try this another time.
  • that's not at all what i said.
  • i never promised you anything.
  • why don't we all just take a deep breath and start over?
  • i really don't think this is going to work.
  • can you take a rain check?
  • this is not what you said would happen.
  • wait! i can explain everything if you just give me a second!
  • there's no need to be hostile!
  • how about we all calm down?
  • let's just take a second and regroup.
  • you told me you had this all under control.
  • yes, well... i may have lied.
  • so i didn't give you all the details. big whoop.
  • you're not going to hold that over me, are you?
  • i think we'd better run.
  • you can handle this by yourself.
  • maybe we should talk about this somewhere else.
  • there's no need to yell.
  • listen, you're really nice, but i don't think this is going to work.
  • why don't we try this another day?
  • i got all dressed up for nothing.
  • now that's something you don't see every day.
  • i'm giving you a chance to back down.
  • put the gun down and we'll talk.
  • sure, i've made mistakes. who hasn't?
  • you could have at least prepared me for this.
  • if you need me, i'll be over here.
  • i think i hear someone calling my name.
  • urgent phone call. have to take this.
  • that's about as much as i can take.
  • it might be better if i go.
  • am i interrupting something?
  • maybe i should go outside.
  • i'll just leave you to it.
  • that sounded a lot better in my head.
  • you call me if you need anything.
  • you know where i'll be.
  • i'm not sticking around to find out.
  • you've got this! i know you do!
  • i'll just get in the way if i stay.
  • i'm needed elsewhere.
  • i'm sure you can handle it.
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MULAN (1998) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary
  • would you like to stay for dinner?
  • i never want to see a naked man again.
  • hey, don't look at me.
  • does this dress make me look fat?
  • you owe me a new pair of slippers!
  • i think the question is who are you?
  • there's no time for stupid questions!
  • you shouldn't have to go.
  • i will die doing what's right.
  • i know my place. it is time you learned yours.
  • if you're so worried, go stand watch.
  • you took away my victory!
  • i ain't biting no more butts.
  • i need firepower.
  • who are you?
  • we're doomed!
  • i don't do that tongue thing.
  • i'm travel size for your convenience.
  • rise and shine!
  • i'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
  • you fight good.
  • they popped out of the snow! like daisies!
  • you are the craziest man i've ever met, and for that, i owe you my life.
  • from now on, you have my trust.
  • it looks like you're out of ideas.
  • you're the saddest bunch i've ever met.
  • i'll make a man out of you.
  • you have a tissue?
  • i don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.
  • you might wanna light that right about now.
  • you missed! how could you miss? he was three feet from you!
  • you just say the word and i'm there.
  • you ain't worth my time, chicken boy.
  • no one will listen to me.
  • i'm sorry, did you say something?
  • would you like to stay forever?
  • the flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
  • i've heard a great deal about you.
  • you have saved us all.
  • my little baby, off to destroy people.
  • great. she brings home a sword. if you ask me, she should've brought home a man.
  • sign me up for the next war!
  • my children never caused such trouble.
  • the truth is, we're both frauds.
  • they don't even like me.
  • you risked your life to help people you love.
  • i risked your life to help myself.
  • at least you had good intentions.
  • what do you mean you're not lucky?
  • my powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
  • my eyes can see straight through your armor.
  • make a note of this.
  • stop, i'm sorry. i'm just nervous.
  • i've never done this before.
  • you're gonna have to trust me.
  • let's get this show on the road!
  • no matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.
  • you don't belong here. go home.
  • you have to believe me!
  • why else would i come back?
  • rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
  • get your clothes on! get ready!
  • no time to talk.
  • now remember, it's your first day of training, so listen to your teacher and no fighting.
  • i don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.
  • don't talk with your mouth full.
  • let's see your war face.
  • i think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.
  • that's what i'm talking about! that's my tough-looking warrior girl!
  • now go out there and make me proud!
  • that was vile. you owe me big.
  • i think i've been away from home long enough.
  • a single grain of rice can tip the scale.
  • one man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
  • who are you?
  • i'm never gonna catch my breath.
  • how lucky can they be? they're dead.
  • this is your chance to prove yourself.
  • i didn't know you were here.
  • we could just... close our eyes... and swim around.
  • we must send the most powerful of all.
  • just because i look like a man doesn't mean i have to smell like one.
  • you must go after her.
  • we're gonna die!
  • i was this close.
  • this tattoo will protect me from harm.
  • we have to work on your people skills.
  • a life for a life. my debt is repaid.
  • get off the roof!
  • they're disgusting.
  • oh. you made a friend.
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If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"

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FIVE TIPS FOR WRITING BETTER ROLEPLAY REPLIES struggling to get interactions? try incorporating these tips into your replies!
  1. use the five senses. sight, smell, touch, hearing, taste. where are your muses currently standing? what does the air smell like? are there birds chirping or people walking by? is there a battle in the distance? does the wooden floor beneath them creak when they walk? is the other muse wearing cologne or perfume? describe the world around them in vivid detail and paint a picture of their environment. this will help your writing partner envision the space.
  2. don't keep everything internal. your muse's internal commentary is important, of course, but when an entire reply is only their inner thoughts, it doesn't give your writing partner anything to go on (unless their character can read minds). make sure you add action, story progression, or character movement in a reply, or provide enough dialogue for the other muse to respond to.
  3. end your reply with a question. at the very end of your reply, have your muse ask the other character a question, or pepper a few questions throughout the reply. this gives the other writer a perfect jumping off point for their response.
  4. incorporate npcs and other things happening nearby. maybe your muses are in a library, and the librarian won't stop shushing them. maybe your muse gets a call from their best friend in the middle of the conversation with horrible news. maybe your muses are in a hotel room, and they hear a noisy party in the room next door. your muses aren't the only two people in the universe - expand upon it with details and breathe further life into this world. it makes things so much more fun.
  5. don't forget the other muse. i think we all struggle with this one the most. we get so caught up describing our own muse and their own thoughts and actions that we forget they're interacting with someone else. try describing the other character's stance or facial expression, the way they cross their arms. maybe their makeup is really beautiful. maybe their hair is nice. maybe they smell really bad. maybe the last time your muses interacted, they had a big fight. don't take up your entire reply talking about your muse only; talk about the other character. give the other writer something to smile about and comment on - "i loved what your muse noticed about mine! i loved their observations! they were so right!" make the other writer feel seen. this is a great way to show them you're reading their replies, loving their writing, and noticing little details about their muse.
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PROMPTS FROM NORMAL PEOPLE *  assorted dialogue from the book by sally rooney, some lines slightly changed to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary
  • i'm not a religious person, but i do sometimes think god made you from me.
  • i have a sense that real life is happening somewhere far away, happening without me, and i don't know if i will ever found out where it is or become part of it.
  • no one can be independent of other people completely.
  • life offers up these moments of joy despite everything.
  • he probably won't come back.
  • what we have now, we can never have back again.
  • for me, the pain of loneliness will be nothing to the pain i used to feel, of being unworthy.
  • we've done a lot of good for each other.
  • people can really change one another.
  • you should go. i'll always be here. you know that.
  • generally i find men are a lot more concerned with limiting the freedoms of women than exercising personal freedom for themselves.
  • most people go through their whole lives without ever really feeling that close with anyone.
  • life is the thing you bring with you inside your own head.
  • even in memory, i will always find that moment unbearably intense.
  • i have never believed i'm fit to be loved by any person.
  • yes. that was it. the beginning of my life.
  • it's funny the decisions you make because you like someone.
  • your whole life is different.
  • i think we're at that weird age where life can change a lot from small decisions.
  • if people appear to behave pointlessly in grief, it's only because human life is pointless, and this is the truth that grief revealed.
  • i don't know what's wrong with me.
  • i don't know why i can't be like normal people.
  • it feels powerful to put an experience down in words.
  • people are a lot more knowable than they think they are.
  • there's always been something inside me that men have wanted to dominate.
  • i want my life to mean something.
  • a lot of the literary people in college see books primarily as a way of appearing cultured.
  • that's the only part of myself i want to protect, the part that exists inside you.
  • there's something so corrupt and sexy about it.
  • i wish you didn't have to go.
  • i wish you could stay the night.
  • life offers up these moments of joy despite everything.
  • literature moves me.
  • it almost sounds sexual.
  • you learn nothing very profound about yourself simply by being bullied.
  • it's time you'll never get back.
  • time is real. the money is also real.
  • we've done a lot of good for each other.
  • the snow keeps falling.
  • hopefully i have changed, you know, as a person. but honestly, if i have, it's because of you.
  • he does have immaculate taste.
  • it's not like this with other people.
  • [name], would you ever fuck off?
  • you lean in expecting resistance, and everything just falls away in front of you.
  • i would lie down and die for you at any minute.
  • sometimes, someone will make eye contact with me, like a bus conductor or a person looking for change, and i'll feel shocked that anyone can actually see me.
  • we could be in a room full of people and my eyes would always meet yours, just to find that you had already been looking.
  • there's something comforting about it, something good about feeling sort of numb, detached from it all.
  • it was different with you, didn't have to play any games with you. it was just real.
  • no one is ever gonna hurt you like that again. everything's gonna be all right. trust me.
  • i love you, and i'm not gonna let anything like that happen to you again.
  • we have done so much good for one another.
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