in the vampire lestat book, lestat cries 67 times, weeps 31 times, tears up 27 times and is hysterical 3 times.

so did i. he's not special

>buy impossible burger >look inside >it's possible

>buy beyond burger

>look inside

>it’s within

yeah okay ill reblog that

do terfs send their gfs nudes or is that still like. "evil male gaze pornography" or whatever

post canceled let's talk about this instead

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

it’s kinda wild that you think you’ll never get over something and then one day you do and you don’t even realize :)

never mind

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

The fact that in Czech we legit say “the knife in my pocket is opening” when encoutering behavior we hate or find super annoying is something so memey

Like yeah I’m really feeling like stabbing something… but I’m not gonna…. But I’m feeling like it

mutuals do this!!!!

Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

wait why does my toaster look so yonic right now

why not just gun me down in the street

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[sic] is my favorite editorial notation because of its inherent bitchiness.

(via @batmantaking-hobbits2gallifrey )

it should be normalized and in fact encouraged to ask customers “what’s your problem? are you not embarrassed to be acting this way at all but especially in public?”