me when someone mentions babyfic: *eyeroll* no. not really interested. so tired of the same old dude loves a woman and they have babies story... fuck cliches!

me as someone posts otp babyfic: nah. don’t do it. love yourself

me while reading otp babyfic: *awwwwww* *swoooooooon* everything so fucking cute. why the dude always sleeps with baby on his naked chest. i am weak  *screeeeeeeching* *wailing* *awwwingnonstop* 

me after reading otp babyfic: well, that was satisfying, but my uterus is crying and my whole being wants to rebel. never read babyfic again! 

*repeat*

i still have not watched the kingdom ep, the one i’ve been looking forward for ages because the flu hit me in such a way i have not even gotten out of bed for 3 days. i can barely function. and just thinking about turning my tv or laptop (or any light/sound) on makes me wanna beg for death

BUT i’ve been told ezekiel and shiva are magnificent and so much more than expected; people loved the episode, critics loved it, melissa getting praised again. i’ve seen gifs and i love everything about it. everything. i saw carol was basically metaphorically compared to shiva and a pomegranate (love it, yummy!)

i’ve also heard about all the ship talk and tbh i am living for the fact that whether consciously or not everybody is currently discussing who carol should start a relationship with (morgan or ezekiel or daryl) means this 50 yo woman is basically right now the most desirable woman on the show. not only carol dumped her last love interest in spectacular fashion (who’s tobin), but she’s got a hot skilled man desperately wanting to save her life even when it’s not his choice to make, and another hot fun king of a man with a pet tiger seeing value in her and wanting her to become part of his group. then, after all this, they still did not let us forget there is a man out there, imprisoned by negan, who is the person she shares the closest bond with. 

it gives me life, in spite of thinking everybody is missing the point carol is actually in huge emotional pain. learning to accept herself and what she had to do to save her family is carol’s main arc this season. she gotta learn to live with the love. i love my carol, i just want her to get better. and i am sooo proud of melissa mcbride. i love her so hard.

tagged by @ikkleosu! thanks lovely! 6 movies I can watch anytime:

i love to leave movies on while doing chores, cooking or exercising. sometimes i’m not even paying attention but i love the company!

also tagged by another lovely lady @imorca! thank you. Name 10 things you love:

for both, or one of them, i tag baes @empressmcbride @alliesob @inkinmytea @na-bruma-leve  @littlepawkiss @imorca​ @lovesdaryl​ @onedayyoujustchange

I was tagged by one of the sweetest ever, my bae @alliesob! Thanks lovely!

RULE: name 5 of your otps from 5 different fandoms and tag people to pass it on

Good Gawd. Only 5? Ha ha. Oh. From different fandoms. OKay!

I’m gonna tag people at random and try not to tag the same in every new meme! Ha. @ripleytwd @onedayyoujustchange @skhskh1996 @imorca @sanjamac @pookieandcaryl  WHOOPS I accidentally tagged Reedus when I was playing around! Time to stop tagging! 

I was tagged by the lovely, most precious real life cinnamon roll Kristen aka @glennrhee! Thanks so much for tagging me because this was way tooo much fun!!! 

1. Go to this website: https://www.random.org/lists/

2. Pick 15 characters from any fandom

3. Tag at least 5 people

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THESE ARE THE CHOICES I GOT. (you don’t have to screenshot this if you don’t want to)

1. Your mom/dad: Paul Jesus Monroe/Rovia (YASS! Daddy!!)

2. Your sibling: Daryl Dixon (bruh!)

3. Your grandma/grandpa: Letty Ortiz (haha! one very cool grandma!)

4. Haunts you: Rick Grimes (this is true! he haunts my life and dreams!)

5. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: Norma Bates (ma girl!)

6. Your ex: Nick Clark (i see it!)

7. Your best friend: Glenn Rhee (OMG! absolutely!)

8. Proposed to you: Dana Scully (and i said YESSS!!!)

9. Your boss: Fox Mulder (lmao)

10. The random person you met at the bar: Alice from Resident Evil (sounds legit!)

11. Your rival: Wynonna Earp (nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! not cool!)

12. Gave you your first kiss: Carol Peletier (i’m a lucky bitch, but ma bruh is not happy!)

13. Drunk and singing karaoke with: Dominic Toretto (totes!)

14. Played 7 minutes in heaven with: Rain Ocampo (my angel!)

15. Gave you your favorite dessert: Victor Strand (oh yeah, he is tasty!)

I tag baes @empressmcbride @kastled @richonnegrimes @ricksmichonne @rickdaryl @littlepawkiss @valramorghulis @baskervielle @riverstwelve @alannastara

Stuff n’ Thangs - Tag, You’re It. The Waiting for Lucille to Get Spoiled Edition:

Tagged by bae 💞 💖 @glennrhee! 💖 💞

1. What is your favorite episode of the series?:

No Sanctuary!!!!!!!

2. What is your least favorite episode?:

Still (snoozefest!) and Now (i want to forget it ever existed! YAWN!)

3. Squad goals: Name 3 characters, living or dead, to survive with during a real life ZA.:

Carol, Daryl and Rick

4. Pick 3 characters (current cast only) to survive to the end of the series.:

Carol, Daryl and Shiva! 😎

5. If you could bring back one character, who would it be?:

Andrea and Merle (one woman, one man! come on!)

6. Whose death made you cry the most?:

Sophia (the moment she came out of that barn was the moment i said this is MA show!)

7. What would your signature weapon be in the ZA?:

Spiked bat

8. If you ship, who’s your otp?:

CARYL!!! Forever and ever!

9. Who’s your crackship?:

Carick and Carickyl

10. Fuck, marry, kill Scott Gimple, Robert Kirkman, Greg Nicotero:

lmao. this is the reason why im doing this meme. i love it. Fuck: Gimple (for better storylines for my favs!)  //  Marry: Kirkman (i need a sugardaddy!)  // Kill: Nicotero (cuzzz ew)

I tag some of the bravest baes out there: @kastled @richonnegrimes @empressmcbride @valramorghulis @baskervielle @onedayyoujustchange @youwereneveraslicebitch @alil2confident @littlepawkiss

i have 52 new kastle fics to read by my precious talented bae @kastled on ao3. i am living the dream!

jon bernthal as the punisher in his own goddamn motherflecking series on netflix. i could be dreaming, but this shit is real and i’m on fire from the inside out! halp.

i just got word my 10inch Daryl Dixon has finally arrived. i ordered it from twd shop 50% off more than a couple of months ago, but it was temporarily backordered. i’m way tooo excited to get back to my 10’’ double-D at the end of the day.

this is a reedus + sky related rant...