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you know what. they’re right, making up discourse and memes for a fandom that doesn’t exist IS the height of comedy

anyway syorbina is a problematic ship don’t @ me

#it is NOT ok to ship a seventeen year old with a seventeen year old in the body of a 300 year old elf who looks like they’re seventeen#celestial throne discourse

smh the syorbyron shippers are at it again

FIRST of all a 30 year old whose body was de-aged to a 15 year old AND lost all his memories IS functionally a 15 year old. syorbina shippers just hate Byron for getting more screen time than their fave and it shows

SECOND of all i don’t even ship syorbyron because i’m pretty sure they’re gonna pull a star wars and it’ll turn out that Byron and Syora are related…. why else do you think they keep bringing up Syora’s older brother who “died” in the Great Reapening? Byron IS Kyoro and he just doesn’t know it because he lost his memory

anyway he’s functionally 15 so Byrwillian is valid and also basically canon

what about when byron gets his memories back??? y’all byrw*ll*n shippers are just willfully romanticizing trauma for “uwu soft boys”, smh

also byron isn’t kyoro, he doesn’t look a thing like syora! kyoro IS dead but he’s clearly a ghost! have you WATCHED the show???

Ok but why are we sleeping on the fact that literal Tyrbina shippers out there.

i mean obviously that’s fucked up but shipping a person with a throne doesn’t have any real world implications, no one in real life is legitimately in love witha  chair no matter how many tortured souls are trapped in it

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

ant bdsm

no more gender just console wars alignments

yes pc gamers piss their pants next question

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

We’ve all been there

I don’t know how this makes me feel but I feel something

Unmute !

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

@ouyangdan

Alisaie: *clicks pen*

WoL: *clicks pen in response*

Alphinaud: Stop that.

WoL: Stop what?

Alphinaud: You’re talking about me in Morse Code.

Alisaie: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

WoL, whispering to Lyse: That’s…exactly what we did.

the mcelroy brothers play animal crossing: new horizons

Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

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interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory

what this means in practice is I can recite any number of simpsons scenes verbatim but I can't remember what I did last week

she pretty and she knows