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@maybeamiles

Idk how Tumblr works but it seems fun. He/They NO FUNDRAISERS
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I cannot believe the internet got me to watch an anime where the main force driving the characters to go on adventures is the fact that one of them has lost his genitals to a ghost and needs to get them back. Even moreso, I cannot believe it's good. Like what the fuck. Just- what the fuck.

#dandadan#its one of those shows that WILL live rent-free in my brain for a while#but also i have to reccomend it with a giant flashing#“THE THEFT OF REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS IS A MAJOR PLOT POINT” sign#along with a “THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL” sign#because while i find it fairly nonsexual#everyones milage on that stuff is different#and you NEED to know what you're getting into first
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Dammit I hate these political tumblr ads trying to get me into stupid arguments.

Like come on this beef is from 1455 get with the times man!

#/j#idk how to tag this
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I had a weird dream last night where I told a teacher i had worked on a part of the LOTR movies focused on Pippin (which was also an invention of my brain) and genuinely believed it until I remembered the movies are old and had I worked on them i would have been like three. So I had to come back and say "hey I believed this thing but it's not true I'm sorry I lied to you about working on lord of the rings."

It is also worth noting that the LOTR movies came out two years before I was born.

#personal#i also dreamed i was going to florida on a trip but that was unrelated
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dathen
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technovillain

I think it's cute how so many art movements are simply called "new art" to differentiate "not like the old stuff". Contemporary dance. New wave fashion. Pop (literally popular) music. Art Nouveau. Modernism. Postmodernism. Even terms starting with neo- (neo-classicism, neo-expressionism) all are just saying NEW ART. And yet all of these things are now distinctive styles of the past. It's kind of beautiful how humanity never stops outgrowing itself. Art is a state of matter that refuses to sit still, old as soon as it is new, original upon its thousandth performance, new forever so long as there is someone who has not yet seen it, and old the second the artist picks up their instrument again.

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derinthescarletpescatarian

New new NEW art (14)(THIS ONE!).docx

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I had the sudden realization "if Bigfoot is real why has nobody ever found Bigfoot poop" last summer, and nothing has ever tempted me to become a troll harder than the idea of hopping into a cryptid community, posting that, and then watching chaos unfold

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quirkle2
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chronicpaingirlie

shaking myself (very gently) . being in pain takes a lot of energy!!!!!! being in pain is exhausting!!!!!!! you are not lazy or weak because you need to spend so much time resting, this is your body coping with how much pain you’re in literally 24/7!!!!!!!!!

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chronicpaingirlie

addition: feeling big emotions is exhausting & takes a lot of energy!!!!!!!! needing to rest after having big feelings isn’t a sign of being weak or lazy either!!!!!!!! your body needs time to rest & recover even when it isn’t for a ‘normal’ reason

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tbposting
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filmnoirsbian

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

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filmnoirsbian

Baldness is also hot. Literally get with it.

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filmnoirsbian

Everyone reblogging this post to add that people don't exist to be hot and bodies can be neutral: you're right. Make your own post about it. This post is about signs of age being hot. I am an adult attracted to other adults. People don't exist to be hot but if you have these traits you are hot, perhaps against your will. Sorry. Happy milf monday.

#my transition goal is to be a hot grandpa#or at least a visually interesting one#perhaps i will not be traditionally hot but i will be old and wrinkly and GLOWING
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