The little kitten insists upon grooming me when I pet him. He’s like oh you groom me do not worry I groom you too. Big sandpaper tongue on your arm.
Yes baby that tiny amount of licking you’re doing on my thumb is making a world of difference thank you
He also does this to the teenage cat who you can tell is also humoring him like yes thank you you licked two square inches of my fur in the wrong direction little brother wonderful
And then he immediately fixes his fur the second the little one walks away lol